101 WAYS TO KILL KENNY

KENNY MIGHT BE KILLED BY...
1. choking on a pretzel -(JD)
2. when he farted - (GoPog) :- he did by "not farting" )~
3. a cows sin - (kenny) :- cows don't sin, they're too intelligent )~
4. a big scary monster - (Alec)
5. launching a javelin into his own head and having Cartman throw the javelin into a brick wall. - (K)
6. a posessed Super Mario Bros. pixelated fireball - (Joey)
7. an evil dildo - (mike carey) :- you mean, a Kitty from another dimension? )~
8. my little sister - (Jermery)
9. a wooden pole - (joseph)
10. a dog - (john) :- hmmm... this gave me an idea - 3sep07 )~
11. Richard Simmons - (Colton)
12. getting salmonella - (Anonymous)
13. falling off the Space Needle - (1 really pissed off guy)
14. a pack of wild boars - (another South Park fan)
15. Phil Collins - (GTOgurl)
16. Kyle - (KuD) :- er...yes he was, chainsaw, zombie, Pink-Eye 'member? )~
17. Mrs. Crabtree's posessed tampon - (dixie neomous)
18. having sex - (Catelyn [Stan's british cousin])
19. us - (monty & deanna)
20. West Nile disease - (redhed32)
21. being savaged by an angry kitten - (nataleigh K)
22. flesh eating bacteria - (JD)
23. getting stuck to wall and car hitting him and ripping his insides out! - (matthew lowe)
24. racoons with rabies biting him - (Jamie)
25. big fat titties or big vaginas! - (Kennys biggest fan!!!) :- don't you mean DEEP, not BIG vaginas? look it up on Wikipedia )~
26. Osma bin Laden - (chris)
27. a hive of killer bees falling on his head - (Rhianna)
28. Brittney Spears... or was he? - (Kenny's shadow)
29. Barbra Streisand - (Kennys best friend!!)
30. Cartman when he was realy hungry - (jim c)
31. a monster truck - (robynharrison)
32. a piece of demon poop while he was stoned - (a-dawg)
33. a mime that needed to be in a nuthouse - (dragon wolf)
34. Stan and Kyle - (garrett)
35. my best friends vibrator - (Stans girl)
36. anything on the first Christmas episode with Mr. Hankey - (splurge)
37. being stabbed to death with a candle stick. - (Kyles Girl)
38. rats - (_blank)
39. sneaking into a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show and being shot by one of the gay Riff Raff impersonators with a ray gun - (DiamondTopaz)
40. Hippies, Angels, or Mr. Hat - (Kenni)
41. the norwalk virus - (Damianne)
42. choking with a dollar bill - (Kennys Spirit)
43. being blown to bits by the force of Cartman's ass - (topaz)
44. eaten by greyhounds at racetrack - (kennymccormick89)
45. executed in Texas - (Infinite Zer0) :- they were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas )~
46. a sniper while in a phone booth - (Beeb 6apr03)
47. doin it and the camel toe cut him in half - (Cody A. 10apr03)
48. explodes after the time bomb strapped to him detonates - (nita 18apr03) :- doubtful, he wouldn't do suicide )~
49. crushed by a falling meteor - (eeeeeeeeeee! 19apr03)
50. falls into a volcano, causing a huuuuge eruption, killing him in the process - (geech 19apr03)
51. drowning in a kiddis all pull - (E.L.Cool 20apr03)
52. Capital Punishment & Execution by Cheese Grater - (RedDyeNumber4 25apr03)
53. suffocated by a strippers massive breasts - (kenny 26apr03)
54. put through the McDonalds meat grinder and made into McKennyBurger patties - (jobeth 27apr03)
55. explodes after drinking soda mixed with Pop Rocks [deadly combo that killed Mikey,the LIFE cereal boy] - (BobBoy 28apr03)
56. struck by a passing bullet (We've got to thin out their numbers!) - (bork macspork 2may03)
57. beaten to death by the Loch Ness Monster for not giving it tree-fitty - (touchmybum 3may03)
58. buttered toast and gravy - (ed 5may03)
59. a clown on crack - (boobies 15may03)
60. taken out on a boat and made to sleep with the fishes - (66666 24may03)
61. falling from a blimp - (KevinMcCormick69 27MAY'03)
62. a horny elephant violates him - (da Big K in tha house 27may03)
63. killed by a stampede of pro-Kenny death fanatics who only watch the show to see him die - (get_a_life ~ 29may03)
64. run over by a psycho dog breeding bitch in a Ford Expedition. - (Me 25jun03)
65. skull fractured by 12 hours of being beaten with a wiffle bat. - (VideoCD [k.i;p] 5jul03)
66. His Parents! They're always beating the crap out of each other, so why not? - (Julia M. 20jul03)
67. poison, or a celeb - (Tennyo Celestia 28jul03) :- hmmm, Scott Baio gave Cartman pink-eye, but has a Celeb ever killed Kenny? Oh yeah, Ozzy. )~
68. Cloud from FFVII might kill him with his sword - (ps2xboxfan128 18sep03)
69. scalping - (stalin 14aug03) :- ha, ha, ha-ha, ha, ha, ha-ha - "Red Man's Greed" type laugh )~
70. Sailor Moon kills him with her scepter - (Talia 20aug03)
71. a firework blowing up in his face. (spbigfankennyrulez512 7sep03)
72. imploading or barfing to death - (cooldawg74 12aug03)
73. cartman pushing him into a washing machine (jason 20sep03)
74. Timmy can run him down - (jebus 2oct03)
75. he remembers the angels in heaven from the movie, and commits suicide to see them and their boobs. (J Cooper 20oct03)
76. every previous death happens at once in another flashback episode. - (JCooper 22oct03) :- that would be Kick-all-at-once-Ass! )~
77. dies from excessive nosebleed after seeing so many breasts - (spoogebucket199 22oct03)
78. he goes through a papershredder - (Person 23oct03)
79. an angry PETA protester dressed as a cow... (Kennychan 26oct03)
80. information kept pilin up and pilin up, until his miniscule brain could take it no more - [remember Professor Chaos?] (J Cooper 27oct03)
81. says that its gonna happen anyway and fakes cancer, resulting in actual cancer! (J Cooper 28oct03)
82. at Halloween hes setting fire to jack-o-lantern and an owl hoots, he gets scared and falls face first in the jack-o-lantern. - (J Cooper 29oct03)
83. In the future, when hes the only person left, he cant take not being able to see any big breasted women and impales himself on the cross on top of a headstone. (Kennychan 2nov03) :- me thinks Kenny wouldn't do suicide, he knows what is beyond and prefers life on Earth )~
84. By getting hit with a nuclear bomb - (Wiccanboy1 3nov03)
85. The kids are studying explosives and he swallows nitro glycerine. - ( JCooper 11nov03 )
86. The boys visit Valley Fair and they go on the Power Tower [the one that launches up] and he forgets to buckle up before it launches and he goes flying and lands on the top of it and gets impaled. - (THEY 14nov03)
87. roller coaster - (chris 30aug07)
88. Getting shot by Amy Lee XD random - (tearzah _ Florida 5oct07)
89. tearing his guts out - (tearzah _ Florida 5oct07)
90. Snaps a helment on his skin and tries to pull it off but pulls off all his skin on his face then Cartman punches the top of his helment causeing it to crush his skull - (Dave 7oct07)
91. falling off a mountian (1000ft. fall): The boys are climbing a moutain and after climbing about 1000 feet Kenny grabs a loose rock, falls off. - (cdutyfjvyt 14oct07)
92. dies of embarrassment: Kenny is performing in front of the entire school and when his act is over somebody pulls Kenny by his waist but accidentally rips off his Parka (coat/jacket) and his underwear making Kenny literally die of embarrassment. - (Metroid Prime 16oct07)
93. by playing an electric guitar but then the power gets screwed up and it electrocutes him. - (ninja19 10oct07)
:- although he was electrocuted once already )~
94. he is attacked by ninjas but then he fights back but he forgets he's using a windmill shuriken (boomarang shuriken) so when it comes back it hits him in the face. - (kungfuhamster 27oct07)
95. Stan pushes him into a meat slicer and Cartman eats him accidentaly thinking it real meat. - (agy 6nov07)
:- isn't this kinda like when Kenny's soul was in the POT roast and Rob S. ate the meat? )~
96. when looking into midget porn, his eyes bleed to death. - (agy 6nov07)
97. his brain gets fryed: Kenny and his family have some good luck and somehow get a free trip to a spa and when Kenny and his family are about ready to go home, Kenny is taking a shower and the shampoo is too high for him to reach, so he jumps to get it but jumps too high and his head crashes into the light bulb above the shower stall frying his brain. - (Microsoft Sam 8nov07)
98. someone real strong hugs kenny so hard that his head pops off. - (kenny13 _ Bridgeport CT 13nov07)
99. it gets hotter in South Park and Kenny dies of a heat stroke because he refused to take off his parka. - (iluvkenny 11dec07)
:- ha, ha, this idea coming to you in the middle of Winter, or are you in Australia? nice! )~
100. Cartman dares Kenny to eat mentos then drink diet coke. - (iluvkenny 24jan08)
101. Kenny gets sucked up by vaccum - (iluvkenny 8feb08)
102. Cartman kicks him square in the nuts! - (Jacob_B 2mar08)
103. He drinks acid thinking its juice. - (Nindza! 1jul08)
104. Captain Falcon visits South Park, when Kenny looks at his F-Zero too long, he Falcon Punches him. - (Falcon 1jul08)

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