Kenny Speaks, KickAss!

SEASON EIGHT kiss my mmph

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Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Others ~

Season 8 THEME SONG had Kenny singing the same verse as he did in Season 7.

Good Time With Weapons - #801 e112

[ at the Park County Fair ]
"I'm gonna get those killer sai. Look Kenny, there's something even you can afford, a ninja shuriken for a dollar ninety-nine."
"Shuriken. Awesome!"

[ at Cartman's basement ]
"What's your ninja name, Kenny?"
"Mmmph mmff mmum"
Insinuation: Kenny's ninja name
Other Guesses
"I am Kenny, ?_? of all ?_? ?_?"[ Beeb ]
"I am Kensuke ...?_?" [ CrazyRach ]

[ outside in neighborhood ]
"Hey you guys, you know what we should do? We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys. They'll be so jealous."
"Hey yeah, that'ld be awesome!"

[ when run into other scamps ]
"Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys."
"Yeah."

[ outside fighting Professor Chaos ]
Enough! Uh, I grow weary of your foolishness. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped!"
"Oh yeah? Kenny! Use your ninja star!"
"Yeah! Take this, Professor Chaos! Feel my wrath!"
"Oh, f*~bleep~*k dude!"
"It's Butters! Oh my God! Oh, dude, it's stuck in his eye!"
"What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?
"I just threw it like Stan asked me."
"It hurts! It hurts!"
Oh man, we are in serious trouble.

[ later searching for Butters ]
"Butters!" "Butters!" "Here, Butters!" "Butters!"

[ and again, while Butters stumbles into a hospital ]
"Butters!" "Butters!" "Here, Butters!" "Butters!"

Up The Down Steriods - #803 e113

No lines but Kenny was seen pushing a toy ambulance with Stan & Kyle in front of Stan's house.

The Passion Of The Jew - #804 e114

[ inside make-believe spaceship that is actually Cartman's white minivan ]
"That does it! I'm sick of you guys arguing about The Passion! I'm out of here."
"Me too!"

[ later at Stan's house ]
"Look at that, dude. 'The Passion' has made almost 400 milliion dollars at the box office now."
"Godamn!"
"Everyone in the country is going'a see that movie. I guess, we have to go see it too."

[ after movie is over ]
"Dude. That movie sucked."
"Yeah, it totally sucked!"
"How can they even call that a movie?"
"I dunno."
"That's bullcrap dude, let's go get our money back."
"Yeah!"

[ trying to get money back at ticket booth ]
"That wasn't a movie, that was a snuff film!"
"Yeah!"

[ later at Stan's house ]
"Come on, Kenny, we're going to Malibu!"
"Malibu? But how?"

[ at Mel Gibson's Malibu mansion front door ]
Yes?"
"Oh, hi, uh, my name is Stan, and this is Kenny."
"Hello"

[ later on bus going home after stealing money from Mel ]
"Well it looks like with these bus tickets we spent about eighty-seven dollars getting our money back from Mel Gibson. But I think it's the principle of the thing that matters."
"Yeah, and the truth."

You Got F'd In The A - #805 e115

[ downtown South Park after Stan two-steps a jig ]
"All right Stan! "
"HA! You just got f'd in the a!"
Wha'd?"
"Yeah! YOU got served!"
"Whoo-Hoo!"
"Yeah!"
"That's right!"
"All right! "
"Whoo-Hoo!

AWESOM-O - #802 e116

No lines but was seen with Stan & Kyle at various times.

The Jeffersons - #807 e117

[ outside behind Mr.Jefferson house, Kenny speaks without hood on ]
"All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude."
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
"You just gotta pretend you're Blanket until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe."
"Aren't I too big to be Blanket?"
"I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice. Come on!

[ inside Blanket's bedroom ]
"All right dude, get in his bed. "
"Alright, but you guys owe me for this."
"Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something."

[ later when Mr. Jefferson is chasing them ]
"Wa-cha-netah-ya-nah, hee-hee!"
"Oh Jesus!"
"What the hell is going on, you guys?"
"My Blanket! Let's play, Blanket!"
"No, no, no, wait, I'm not Blanket!"
"Wee, he can fly! He can fly!"

"Aaaah! Aaaah, stop!"
"Omigod! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!"

Goobacks - #806 e118

[ in the classroom ]
"Dude, hold on, this is bullcrap! If they wanna live in our time, then they should learn our language!"
"Yeah, that's right!" along with others.

Douche And Turd - #808 e119

[ in school hallway after learning they have to pick a new mascot ]
"Wait, you guys, I have an awesome idea. We should secretly go around and tell all the students we can, to not check any of the mascots on this election sheet, and instead write in Giant Douche."
"Yeah!" "Yeah, that'ld be awesome!"

"Kenny, what's funnier? A giant douche or a turd sandwich?"
"Giant douche."

[ in school gym ]
"Attention students, we have tallied your mascot nomination sheets, and there will now be a school-wide vote between the top two nominations. So here is the first most-requested candidate, a giant douche."
"Go giant douche!"

[ outside front doors of the school ]
"Be sure to vote for Giant Douche."
"Giant Douche, he's your guy."

"Kenny, we have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy."
"Yeah."

Season 8 2nd. Half - THEME SONG didn't appear to change Kenny's verse.
Mr. Jefferson is seen throwing Kenny up into the ceiling, the only Kenny-Kill this Season.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes - #809 e120

No lines but Kenny was asked to keep Cartman away from Kyle & Stan so Kenny and Cartman wrestle.

Preschool - #810 e121

[ in school hallway ]
"Alright, alright! Dude, what is the matter with you?"
"Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall."
"What?"

[ flashback to preschool days and scamps want to play fireman ]
"Jews can't be firemen."
"Shut up, fatass!"
"Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!"
"How about we put a real fire out?"

[ at Stan's house thinking of ways to get a picture of Mrs. Marsh's boobs ]
"Why don't you just sneak in your mom's closet and get a picture when she's changing clothes?"
"That's sick, dude! I'm not taking a picture of my Mom's boobs!"
"I'll do it."

[ in Stan's living room fixing Cartman up for picture ]
"Oh wait, we forgot the necklace."
"Oh yeah!"

[ Stan gives the sixth graders the picture ]
"Okay, so now you'll help us take care of Trent Boyett?"
"Oh alright, we'll let this Trent Boyett know that if he messes with you, he's messing with us!"
"Alright!"
"Woohoo!"
"You guys, we're free! We haven't a care in the world."
"Alright!"

[ in town at the intersection talking to Ms. Claridge in motorized wheelchair ]
"Hi, Ms. Claridge. Uh, we have someting to tell you."
"The thing is, Ms. Claridge, we did a lot of stupid things when we were kids."
"A lot of stupid things that we regret."
"And it's time for us to come clean."

Quest For Ratings - #811 e122

[ at Whistlin' Willy's Pizza Gulch ]
"Your idea took about this much thought, Craig!"
"This much more than you had! Hey, a round of root beers for everyone, on me."
"Woohoo!"
"Kenny, what the hell are you doing with this asshole?"
"Craig just asked me to do his show, geez."
"You're helping Craig make his show?! I can't believe you would betray us like that?! We've always been supercool to you!"

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - #812 e123

No lines for Kenny but he is seen at Bebe's party.

Cartman's Incredible Gift - #813 e124

[ at crime scene where Ms. Crabtree is dead ]
"Excuse me, sir? I think I know who did this. We saw this guy at the last crime scene, and, and you know how serial killers sometimes return to the scene of the crime? Well, I followed this guy to his house, and when he left again, I collected some fingerprints and did a blood-sample analysis.I'm pretty sure he's your man."
"How do you know? Are you psychic?"
"No."
"Look, kid, don't waste my time with your blood-sampling fingerprinty hocus-pocus. I have to find this new killer now. I owe it to that victim over there! I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes, but damnit she deserved better than this! Come on, Murph, we've gotta talk to Eric Cartman again!"
"Why won't anybody listen to me?"
"Don't take it personally, Kyle."

Woodland Critter Christmas - #814 e125

No lines for Kenny but he is seen in classroom listening to Cartman's Christmas Story.

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