Kenny Speaks, KickAss!

SEASON ELEVEN kiss my mmph

LEGEND
Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Others ~

Season 11 THEME SONG has Kenny singing the same verse as he did in Season 10.5
( go to the KENNY THEME page for more )

With Apologies To Jesse Jackson - #1101 e154

Kenny was there but didn't have any lines. ( unless you count the time in gym when everybody said, "Good morning, Fatso!" )

Cartman Sucks - #1102 e155

[ outside at the bus stop ]
"You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!"
"Nuh-uh".
"Yeah huh!"
"Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?"
"Un-huh, that makes you totally fucking gay."

Lice Capades - #1103 e156

Kenny had several lines in this episode and even talked without his hood on.

[ in the classroom after Ms. Garrison tells the class about examination in gym ]
"That is completely unnecessary, everyone knows that only poor people can get lice. The only person that can spread it here is Kenny."
"What? Fuck-you!"

[ in gym in line for examination ]
"This is ridiculous! All this just so they can send Kenny and his stupid head lice home."
"Dude, fuck-you!"

[ outside on basketball court ]
"Kenny McCormick, you are charged with bringing head cooties into our school, and lying about it to cover your ass. How do you plead?"
"Not guilty!"

"Alright, Kenny, you know what has to happen. Sock bath! Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks."
[ unmuffled ] "No, not the socks!"

[ after Ms. Garrison tells them that everybody in the class had lice ]
"But that means, that means Kenny was lying. Sock bath!"
[ unmuffled ] "Dudes!"

The Snuke - #1104 e157

Kenny was in the classroom, had no lines and was not seen hanging out.

Fantastic Easter Special - #1105 e158

Kenny was not in this episode at all but it was an important episode in his life.
Kenny's NEW BEGINNING is about to start. He is even in the count for number of episodes lived verses died @ 79.

D-Yikes! - #1106 e159

NEW BEGINNING has started with this episode. "LONG LIVE KENNY!"

[ outside the school going home ]
"What the hell are we going to do?"

Night Of The Living Homeless - #1107 e160

[ outside at the basketball court ]
"You guys, that's not cool. These people have nowhere to go. They don't have food or shelter. We have to do something."
"Well dude, what are we supposed to do?"
"Yeah, what are we supposed to do?"
"No, Kyle's right you guys, we should do something."

[ later at the basketball court ]
"Yes, I did it! I jumped over the homeless. YES!"
"Yeesss!"

[ inside sewer ]
"Aw man, it really smells like Kenny's house down here."
"Dude! Shut the fuck up about my house!"
"Whoa, Kenny, relax dude, we need to work together."

[ in Evergreen after the last survivors kill each other ]
"No no no, we're not having Cartman jump any more homeless people, Kyle!"
"That isn't my idea! I saw a bus in a garage a couple of blocks back. We need to modify it!"
"What are you gonna do?"
"We're goin'a save our parents before they all kill each other!"

Le Petit Tourette - #1108 e161

No lines & no Kenny-death. He was at W.W. celebration.

More Crap - #1109 e162

No lines again & one sighting of Kenny in school hallway. And no Kenny-Death!

Imaginationland - #1110 e163

No lines continues to be the game. Kenny is seen making a snow fort and then in Imaginationland when escaping on dragon.

Imaginationland Episode II - #1111 e164

No sign of Kenny in this one either.

Imaginationland Episode III - #1112 e165

The absence of Kenny continues.

Guitar Queer-O - #1113 e166

Kenny is seen playing basketball and watches Kyle & Stan play Guitar Hero.

The List - #1114 e167

Kenny has a few lines, Cartman makes fun of him constantly and a Season 11 Kenny-Death happened.

[ in the school cafeteria after learning about the girl's list ]
"No, because people know I'm not fat! I'm buff. They probably put you at the bottom of the list because you have fucked up teeth, or Kenny's cause he's poor."
"They didn't put me at the bottom, did they?"
"Kenny, face it, girls don't wanna pop tarts for dinner every night when they get married."

[ in school hallway after Cartman gets The List and Kenny sees he is #7 ]
"Whoo-hoo!"

Kenny-Death [ #5 since "Kenny Died" ]
Bebe has a gun, Wendy fights to get it from her when the gun fires. The stray bullet came in through the kitchen window, right into the back of Kenny's head and out his forehead, splattering blood on Kevin and Stuart. Kenny's head falls face first into the bowl of cereal in front of him.

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