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It Hits The Fan - #502 e066

[ coughs ]
Kenny Speaks:"Ut-oh!"

[ at the end when they think Kenny didn't die ]
"Yeah, I didn't di..."

THE END
Coughs, chokes and throws up his insides and dies.

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Cripple Fight - #503 e067

Kenny says a couple words.

[ in truck on way to scouts ]
"Well, you boys must be pretty excited, your first night of Scouts.
"It's gonna suck. There's gonna be all like, new kids there we don't know."
"Yeah!"

[ when leaving the meeting ]
"Bye, Big Gay Al. We had a great time."
"Yeah, see ya!"

[ in the truck going home ]
"You were right, Dad. Scouts is awesome!"
"Yeah!"

THE END
I don't think KENNY actually died, at least, we didn't see it.
A giant bird swoops down to take Kenny away and nobody SAID anything.

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The Super Best Friends - #504 e068

Kenny had no lines.

Many claimed this Episode was the first time Kenny didn't have his hood on, excluding the Movie.
But that is wrong, remember this one? -->>>

THE END
Kenny follows the cult and drowns himself during the mass suicide at The Mall in D.C.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastard!" "Kyle?"

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Scott Tenorman Must Die - #501 e069

Kenny had 2 lines and laughed to death.

[ Cartman tells the others about being mature ]
"You got pubes?"

[ buying a ticket at movie theater ]
"One please."

THE END
While watching Cartman's "little piggy dance" he laughed himself to death.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" but Kyle was laughing too hard for his line.

The Studios added this scene below for the final version.
The Wed. Episode aired without Kenny's ghost floating up to heaven.

Terrance & Phillip: Behind The Blow - #505 e070

"Toronto?"

[ when running away from Earth Day threesome ]
"Aaaaagh!"

[ when Cartman tilts Kenny's head to see stage ]
"Oh, I can't see."

THE END
Kenny gets hacked to pieces and bleeding all over the place, but he is not DEAD!

Cartmanland - #506 e071

[ Kenny comes running up to Stan & Kyle ]
"You guys, you guys, you gotta go downtown to the bank. You might want'a see, Cartman inherited one million dollars from his Grandma."

Others Heard
"Hey guys! Hey guys! Cartman got a million dollars! This is so cool! He said he was gonna buy an amusement park!"
"You guys! You guys! Eric Cartman got one million dollors! Eric Cartman just got one million dollors from his grandma!" [Therisse]
"You guys! You guys! You gotta come downtown to the bank! You'll never believe it, Cartman got one million dollars from his grandma!" [Andrew G]

"Why?"
"Mmmph mmff mmum"

I hear "ain't" & "you guys" like whinning but that is it for now

Other Guesses
"Cartman got a million dollars."
"Because, how should I know? Eric Cartman just inherited one million dollors from his dead grandma." [Therisse]
"Because, I don't know, I heard that Cartman's grandma died and she prob'ly left all her money to Cartman in her will!" [Andrew G]

"Nut-un!"
"Mmmph mmff mmum"
"You better not be lying, Kenny."

I hear "kidding" & "all yours" but that is it for now

Other Guesses
"I'm not kidding guys, come, follow me."
"No it's really true! It's true! Cartman's got a million dollors!" [Therisse]
"No, I swear to God, it's true! Cartman's got one million dollars!" [Andrew G.]

[ while riding The Mine Shaft ]
"Woo hoo!"

THE END
Kenny is on a roller coaster and stands up. A pole spears him right in the face.
The RIDE SHOTS gives a full frontal picture of bloody face and pole sticking out.

Proper Condom Use - #507 e072

[ Cartman brings Stan & Kyle to Kenny's house talking excitedly ]
"What's this all about Kenny?"
"Mmmph mmff"
"Watch this, it's so funny."

I hear "This is real as shit..." but thats all

Other Guess
"Cartman's gonna beat off the dog." [Therisse]

[ Kenny giggles cutely while Cartman does "red rocket" with his dog ]
"Cartman, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm milking the dog. They make dog milk."
"No they don't."
"Yeah they do!"
"Yeah, just hold on a minute. The fifth-graders showed us how to do it."

:- by the way, they did not say, "KICKASS!" when dog came )~

THE END
Then when the boys went to get the girls for carrying diseases, a girl throws a metal boomerrang that misses one kid, ( he ducked -smart kid ) and slams into the side of Kenny's head, killing him instantly.

Towelie - #508 e073

[ @ Stan's house playing video games ]
"Ha, I killed you!"
"Ha, I blew your head off!"
"Ah, goddamnit!"

[ @ Luau's Toys store ]
"There it is. The Okama GameSphere."
"Dude, it's got a hundred twenty-eight gigahertz DRAM."
"What's that?"
"I don't know, but it kicks ass."
"Wow, dude, you're the luckiest kid in South Park."
"Hey, this is all of ours. I'm the one who found Stan's aborted brother in the trashcan and blackmailed his Mom into getting the GameSphere."
"Alright, alright, but you guys gotta see if you can sleep over for the rest of the weekend. It's Saturday at 2:30 - that means we have... 39 hours to play GameSphere until school on Monday!"
"Whoohoo!"

[ on Main Street looking for Towelie ]
"Towelie!"
"Hey, towel!
"Where the hell is he?"
"I don't know. Where could it be?"

[ hanging onto Kyle before falling ]
"Help, help, heeelp!"

"Noooo!"

THE END
DynaCorp building explodes and the floor under the scamps disappears.
Kenny is hanging on as last one but his hand goes numb and he falls into a vat of hot acid...vaporized!

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants - #509 e074

[ they find out the box has a goat in it ]
"You're gonna have to take it home with you, Kyle."
"Dude, my mom won't even let me have a hamster."
"Kenny?"
"No fucking way, dude!"
"My parents will never let me keep a goat."
"Well, I guess we're gonna have to kill it."

[ after scamps pushed into plane ]
"Aw, son of a bitch!"
"Hey wait! There are childern in here!"
"Oh shit! We're locked in."

[ after scamps get out of plane ]
"Oh god, it was horrible!"
"Twenty hours!"
"Goddamnit, stinks like shit!"

THE END
The Afghan kids rescue Stan, Kyle & Kenny from Osama Bin Laden cave and they come out into the battle.
A bomb explodes in front of them and when the smoke clears, Kenny and Afghan-Kenny are dead, full of holes.
The Afghan-Stan yells something foriegn & Afghan-Kyle responds, as if to say; "Omigod, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

How To Eat With Your Butt - #510 e075

[ in classroom when Ms.Choksondik discovered picture prank ]
"Most of them are very nice. But, apparently, one of you thinks it's fun to spoil their school pictures and thinks he's a comedian. That person will be spending the afternoon in the principal's office!"
"Oh, that's bullshit!"

[ Cartman grabs Kenny's picture to look at them ]
"Dude, dude! Check it out, this is the sweetest thing I've ever done!"
"You've ever done?"

THE END
Early in the Episode, on TV, they show 3rd. person run over by a motorcycle and the newscaster asks, "...who will be next?"
Cartman and Kenny cross the street, after Cartman gets his sense of humor, a motorcycle zooms over Kenny.
Cartman turns around to see dead-Kenny in road and starts laughing.

The Entity - #511 e076

THE END
The scamps take cousin-Kyle to the airport to play hide'n'seek.
At the security gate, the guard finds toe nail clippers on Kenny, pulls out his gun and shoots Kenny in head yelling, "Die terrorist!"

Here Comes The Neighborhood - #512 e077

[ watching Token & other Richers playing polo ]
"What in the hell are they doing?"
"Is that fun?"
"I don't know. We don't have horses, so we can't play."
"Well, let's just play our game, then."
"Alright."
"Alright, I'll start. I'll kick you in the nuts, Kenny!"
"Ough!"

THE END
When the kids see Token and rip on him for being a pussy, Craig is pulling a sled with Kenny, beat up, bloody & right eye hanging out of socket.
It is assumed that Kenny lost Roshambo game.

Kenny Dies - #513 e078

[ outside in a cow pasture ]
"Kay' go!"
"Alright!"
"That's awesome!" [cough]
"You've had that cough a while, Kenny. You okay?"
"Alright, I'm fine."

"Guess what I have sitting in my back yard?"
"A trampoline?"
"Better."
"A boat?"
"Better."
"A pinball machine?"
"Better!"

"Stem cells, numbnuts!"
"Stem cells?"
"Oh, and what do you know about stem cells?"
"What the fuck are stem cells?"
"They're cells that come from fetuses, and some research show that they could be used to treat diseases."

[ @ Hell's Pass Hospital, in room, Doctor fixing IV ]
"There we go, little buddy."
"Thank-you, Doc."
"You sure you don't wanna take your jacket off; it's pretty warm."
"I'm alright."
"Hey, look who has some visitors."
"Hmm, what a lucky little man. We'll be right outside if you need us, Kenny."
"Hey dude, how's it going?"
"I'm okay, I guess."

[ after Stan & Kyle leave room ]
"You know, it's funny, Kenny. Stan and Kyle have always sort of two best friends, you know, and... well, I don't know if I ever told you this, Kenny, but um... I kind of always thought you were my best friend. I don't know."
"Eric, well you're my best friend, too."

[ @ Hell's Pass Hospital, in room, reading get-well cards ]
"And see? Here's one from Butters. It says, 'We can't wait to see you back in school, Kenny.' And it has a picture of him and you in a little airplane!"
"Oh, isn't that nice? You've got lots of friends, don't you Kenny?"
"Yes," [cough] "But what about Stan?"
"Stan? Oh. Well, no, there's nothing here from Stan, but, well, Stan's gonna come and see you real soon, I bet, Kenny."
"I hope so."
"Hey, look who's here."
"Stan?"
"Hello, Kenny, I'm Laura Jones, and this is Bob Ferrin."
"We're with the Make-A-Wish Foundation."
"Oh, Kenny, isn't that nice?"
"The Make-A-Wish Foundation?"
"We travel the country given special little boys and girls like you their biggest wish."
"Neat, huh Kenny?"
"Yes."
"So Kenny, if you could have ONE wish, what would it be?"
"What's your wish, pal?"
"I guess the only thing I wish is to not die."
"What did he say?"
"He said his wish is not to die."
"Oh-kay, and, what if you're gonna have two wishes, what would the second one be?"
"I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?"
"No, fucking Madonna..."
"What was that?"
"He said, Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself."

THE END
Kenny gets terminally ill, stem cell research can't fix him, and his hospital bed is empty... he just disappeared.

Butters' Very Own Epsiode - #514 e079

NOTICE from Official Booster Club [ 5/19/98A ]

Many of you are asking about a non-official SP web site which features supposedly "what Kenny is really saying". Let me remind you that Paul Shomer (who works very closely with Matt & Trey) mentioned this web site in an interview; he said that the creator of that particular web site only got a few of Kenny's mumblings correct, and was way off on MOST of them. In fact, Paul said that Matt makes up Kenny's lines on the spur of the moment, and that he doesn't even know what Matt is saying half of the time. There is no official South Park script for Kenny; the fun of it is to use your imagination and to guess what Kenny is saying from how the other SP characters respond to him.

( They're not talking about this SITE, which is obvious, since I offer you a chance to LISTEN for yourself. They're talking about Other Sites. There is a lot of MISINFORMATION regarding Kenny and what he says. I will be the first to correct anything that I have wrong.)

THIS IS 100% ORIGINAL
I was the first to make Kenny available for YOU to hear for yourself.
No other Site does this. Instead, they give you their own translation.
Is this positively, absolutely what Kenny is REALLY saying? Maybe, maybe not...

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