LEGEND Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Others ~

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 - #402 e049

"Nuh-un"

"No way!"

Kenny, think about it. Don't you want a Sega Dreamcast?
"No I don't! That's it!"
Other: "No I don't! Thank-you!"

[ in the school yard, Kenny tied up to a tree ]
"Why the fuck does it have to be MY tooth?"

[ Cartman says Kenny ought to be thanking him ]
"Fuck you!"

[ when Butters tells them about his tooth ]
"You what?"

[ when they decide to get Butter's tooth ]
"Woo-Hoo!"

[ Timmy takes off in his wheelchair and pulls Kenny right out of his clothes ]
"Hey guys! Hey ugh! Grooooan!"

[ Cartman shows them money he got for tooth ]
"Oh my God!

[ when Stan comes up with rich kid plan ]
"Woo-Hoo!"

[ in cafeteria, dressed up like pimps, talking to Chef ]
"There is a time and place for everything and it is called college."

[ Tough Guys got Kenny on the bridge ]
"He's not gonna do it?"

[ they start to throw Kenny off bridge ]
"Alright you, time to die."
"Mmmph mmff mmum"

Insinuation:   Kenny pleads for his life

Other Guesses
"Hey! What are you doing?! Hey! Oh help me! Heeelllp meee-eee-eee!" [Person Of Status]
"NO! Please Lord! Help me Jesus! Nooooooo!" [michelle]

[ Kenny is in river and the other scamps walk by ]
"You guys! You guys, over here! Hey! HEY!"

[ in river, Kenny tries to hop out but lands in a deep hole ]
Mumbles underwater, "Glug glug... oh glug no!"{Nick}

THE END
Bubbles stop, the water is calm, Kenny drowns.

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 - #401 e050

[ Cartman escapes and comes knocking on Kenny's door ]
"Kenny, Kenny, you have to get me out of town."
"Mmmph mmff mmum"

Insinuation:   asks why

Other Guess
"What the fuck for?" [Beeb]

[ Cartman explains that he wants to go to Mexico and Kenny freaks ]
"Mmmph mmff mmum"

Insinuation:   Kenny freaks out

Other Guesses
"Mexico?! Why the heck do I have to take you all the way to Mexico?!"
"MEXICO?! Why the fuck should I take you to Mexico?" [PepsiLover]
"Mexico? Why the fuck should I take you to the Mexico? Huh? Why? Yeah!"[Kelly]
"Mexico? Why the fuck do you wanna go to Mexico?!?" [Christina]

[ Cartman slaps him ]
"Calm down Kenny."
"Hey!"

"You still have that battery-powered toy truck you got last Christmas?"
"Yeah!"

[ in the Go-Go-Bronco ]
"Why don't ya keep your head down?"

[ Cartman asks if Go-Go-Bronco can go faster ]
"It is going fast!"

[ while sledding down hill with ]
"Huh? Aaagh!"

THE END
They are sledding down the hill with the Brick-Kid.
Sled hits something, flips Kenny face first into a tree followed by Brick-Kid, sealing Kenny's faith.

Timmy 2000 - #404 e051

"No, dude! You gotta try it! It makes you feel gooood!"
"Gooood!"

[ in this scene, Kenny was pretty easy to understand ]

"Hello there Childern."
"Hello Chef!"
"Hello Chef."

"How's it going?"
"Very well, thank-you!"
"Very well, thank-you!"

"Yes, but now we don't have any homework, so we can go see Timmy play downtown at Mile High Stadium!"
"Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"
"Oh boy!"

THE END
Cartman tries to smash the C.A.Monster-halucination and smashes in Kenny's face instead.

The Quintuplets - #403 e052

[ at the show together with Cartman & Kyle ]
"Aaagh!"

[ when sees the quints ]
"Woo-Hoo!"

[ during the performance ]
"Oh yeah! Woo-Hoo!"

[ the scamps talk about their own circus ]
"Yeah!"

"Hun?"

"I'm singing as good as I can."

[ goes through some books - Learning To Sing Better ]
"Lets see. No not there."
[ picks up book - The Essence of Voicing ]
"Lets see. Nothing there."
[ tosses that one and picks up - Singing Like Bocelli for Dummies ]
"Let's see, here!"

Singing .... "figaro"

[ complete works of Mozart ]
"Damn!"

"Hey!"

[ sings the scales ]
"La,la,la,la,la..."

[ at South Park School Of Music ]
"Realy good!"

"Europe?"

"Aaaww."

"Yeah!"

[ arrives in Europe ]
"Yipee!"

"Woo-Hoo!"

"Yeah."

"Sure."

THE END
The ATF opens the closet and guns down Kenny with machine guns.

[ at South Park Pharmacy ]
"Can I help you young lady?"
"Mmphmm mmff mmph."

Insinuation:   asks for something

"Oh, you want morning-after abortion pills. Well they're right over there."
"Thanks."

@ South Park Pharmacy - bottles

Morning After Abortion Pills

Baby - B - Gone 100 count

Get It Out Of Me! 100 count

Fetus Flusher 100 count

PREGNANT NO MORE super size 999 count

Bobby

[ Kenny shows him note from parents ]
"Oh, alrighty then, cash or charge?"
"Cash."

[ @ Kenny's house after making Vodka + abortion pills drink ]
"Look Mom, I made your favorite drink."
[ a rat tickles Mr.McCormick's ear from on the top of couch ]

"Oh well, that's very sweet of you, Kenny! You made my favorite drink for me!"
"Yeah!"

"But unfortunately, now that I'm pregnant, I can't drink!"
"What?"

"Well, I can still drink!"
"No, Dad!"

"Ah! That hits the spot! Makes me forget all about my shattered balls! What? What's the matter?! Uh, why don't you go make me another one of...ooooh!"
"What's the matter?"
"Uh oh!"

[ after hearing about the John Denver Experience @ Funland on TV ]
"Mommm!"

[ after waking up from nightmare of baby ]
"That does it."

[ when chasing Mom with plunger ]
"Ahhhh! YOU!"

[ during Kenny's dream of the Baby-Monster ]
"Ohmigod! It killed Kenny!"
"Bad baby, bad baby."

THE END
The ambulance backs up and flattened Kenny. :-nobody noticed )~

Cherokee Hair Tampons - #407 e054

[ Mr. Wyland takes role-call ]
"How about Stan Marsh?"
"Here."

[ playing at Cartman's house with Eric ]
"Vvvvrroom" (making space cruiser noises)
"Give me the space cruiser Kenny."
"No. No. It's mine."

[ Stan & Kyle come over to ask about Cartman's kidney ]
"Dude, one of your friends is gonna die. Don't you see how serious this is?
"Well, that's not so serious."

"Cartman, you are so going to hell when you die."
"Yes, well until then, I need about 10 million dollars."
"10 MILLION DOLLARS!"

[ @ Miss Information's New Age Shop ]
"Nobody wants to listen Kenny."
"I know."

"I don't know what else to do, I mean, he can die Kenny and that means we'ld never see him again."
"Un huh."

"I guess maybe I've always taken friends for granted, like they would always be there. If a friend died, I don't know what I'ld do."
( Kenny starts looking angry )
[ Stan tells Kenny to go round up the other kids ]
"...Kyle's gonna live!"
( grunts )

[ trying to steal the kidney at Cartman's house ]
"... just stall her, alright?"
"Okay."

[ in front of South Park Pianos ]
"There's nothing more I can do Kenny. I've tried everything to save Kyle. Holistic medicine is going to kill my friend."
"Mmphmm mmff mmph." |

Insinuation:   Kenny trys to make Stan feel better

Other Guess:
"Well, you don't seem to care when I die." [Kenmeister]

"My friend is gonna die, he's gonna die and there is nothing I can do about it." ( crying )
"Well now, that does it! I've had enough of this bullshit! Screw you, I'm going home."

Chef Goes Nanners - #408 e055

"I know your family is poor but you can't eat an entire bowl of mints for dinner."
"Aw fuck you!"

"Oh, can I have a drink of water?"

[ they discover what was really in the bowl ]
"KENNY!!!"
"What?"

[ everybody laughs ]
"That was a good one."

Something You Can Do With Your Finger - #409 e056

[ they talk about wanting Wendy to join band ]
"It's the best chance we have, I says she's in."
"Me too."
"Me too."

[ what does fingerbang mean? ]
"I heard it on HBO, it means like, you know, when you pretend to use your finger like a gun or something."
"Ha ha, that's not what it means."

"Ok Kenny, what does fingerbang mean, then?"
"That's when you take your finger and stick it down a vigina and you stick it around her hole."

[ while waiting for Stan to show up ]
"We'll have to do it without him."
"Hell no! I'm not being part of a 4 member boy band, we'll look stupid."
"Yeah!"
"Goddamnit!"

Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? - #410 e057

Insinuation:   Kenny repeats Cartman's psalm but messes up.

Other Guess:
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's VAGINA and.." [Andrew G]
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's OPERATION..." [KennyDied]

[ @ Sunday school ]
"Jesus was made of crackers?"
"No." (Sister Ann)
"But crackers are his body?"
"Yes."
"What?"

"All you have to know is when Priest gives you cracker you eat it, okay?"
"Ok!"

[ Sister Ann tells them about confession ]
"... so you can tell the Priest everything."
"Oh fuck!"

[ making list of sins ]
"Now let's see, what about the time we set Mr. Garrison's cat on fire?"
"Alright, that was mostly Kenny's fault."
"What?"

[ Do the handicapped go to hell? ]
"Oh man, we can't let Timmy go to hell, we've got to do something."
"What are we going to do?"

[ @ confessional ]
"Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with me..."
"Hey dude."

"Goddamnit!"
"What?"

[ @ Cartman's front yard ]
"Dude, you just said ass, that's a sin."
"Oh now you said it too."
"Aw shit!"
"Fuck!"

THE END
Kenny is crossing the street when a bus speeds by and takes him away.

Probably - #411 e058

"Where am I?" (repeated)
"Que?"

[ calling on the phone ]
"Hello?"
"Mmphmm mmff."

Insinuation:   calling for help from his friends

Other Guess:
"You guys got to help me ??? "

[ after the bus dropped off Cartman ]
"Hey, Cartman."

4th Grade - #412 e059

[ after put on SWAT sled to get under "Wheelchair Of Death" ]
"Let's go."

"Hi guys."

[ sled hits an open manhole and flips on top of Kenny ]
"I'm ok."

THE END
When the sled is pulled back, Kenny is ground down to a bloody pulp.

Trapper Keeper - #413 e059

THE END
Kenny lines up to break-in the door but instead, the door crashes out, smashing Kenny up against wall.

Helen Keller : The Musical ( Thanksgiving Special '02 ) - #414 e061

THE END
First time someone sings for dead-Kenny.

Pip - #405 e062

Fat Camp - #415 e063

[ in classroom trying to decide who will cut open the manatee ]
"You do it Kenny."
"Nah-uh."

[ trying to get Kenny to eat the manatee ]
"Come on, I'll give you five bucks to do it."
"Five bucks!"

[ after Kenny puked up some manatee ]
"Hey Kenny, how much for you to eat this?"
"I won't eat it."

"How much Kenny?"
"What!"

[ on Jesus And Pals show ]
"Thanks for coming on the show, Kenny."
"Sure"

[ talking to Chef in cafeteria ]
"Because Jesus told us Kenny's a prostitute, is he?
] "Yeah, am I?"

[ KRAZY KENNY SHOW ]
"What are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to give my Grandfather a sensuous full body massage."

[ Howard Stern offers 50,000 bucks to get wild ]
"And me."
[ Tom Green & Jonny Knoxsville offer bids ]
"Ten bucks."

[ the Kenny-Stand-In zips up hood and mumbles something ]
"Deal druggie!"
"Mmmph mmff mmum"

THE END

Since Kenny was in jail, he stayed alive.

The Wacky Molestation Adventure #416 e064

[ Kyle comes back to tell others he can't go the concert ]
"Kenny didn't tell his parents cause they are alcoholics and don't care."
"Yeah!"

[ playing with fire truck outside ]
"Wow, threes months without parents."
"Wow, awesome!"

THE END

A Very Crappy Christmas - #417 e065

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