Kenny Speaks, KickAss!

SEASON SEVEN kiss my mmph

LEGEND
Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Others ~

Season 7 - Theme Song had Kenny return to sing his normal verse. He is also seen at the end of song climbing up from behind the sign & waves.

Cancelled - #704 e097

[ Chef takes the scamps go to the Space Center to show Jeff, the scientist, the satellite dish.
Cartman wants Kyle to tickle his butthole, so the dish will extract out, but Cartman keeps farting when Kyle gets close. ]
"Stop it Cartman!"
"Okay. Okay, okay."
"Aha ha, he got you again."
"Goddamnit!"
"Ha ha, oh man, that was great. Okay, go ahead. I'm all out of farts now. Aha ha, der!"
"Der!"
"Okay, okay, it's not funny anymore. Oh yes it is!"
"Yes it is!"

[ on alien space ship ]
"My god, do you guys realize? This is only the second time we've ever been in outer space."
"Yeah!"
"Awesome!"
"This is like my fifth time."
"Uh oh, this must be the head alien guy."
"Oh no!"

[ the alien dude trys different forms to be ]
"How about a taco, that craps ice cream? Guys?"
"I like it."
"Me too!"

[ near the end, at the bus stop ]
"Hey you guys, look!"
"What the hell is that?"
"I don't know."

Krazy Kripples - #702 e098

Kenny and others were there but they stayed out of this one. No lines.

Toilet Paper - #703 e099

[ after school in Art class, plotting revenge ]
"Mrs. Dreible thinks she's so cool!"
"How dare she talk to us like that."
"Yeah, what the fuck is that?"
"We can't let her get away with this! I think tonight we need to do something drastic."
"Like what?"
"Like find out where Mrs. Dreible lives, and go over there, and tp her house."
"Yeah!"

[ later that night at Mrs. Dreible's house, Kyle notices she has kids ]
"We didn't say nothing about no kids, man!"
"Kyle, you're being an asshole! Now let's do this thing and get out of m-ya. Here's what I think of your art class, you godamned bitch!"
"Yea, fuck-you!"

[ Mr. Mackey questions the scamps ]
"We're goin'a talk to you one at a time, boys, m'kay? Kenny, will you step into my office, please?"
"Me?"

"Stan, Kenny, can I talk to you guys for a second? I think we have the counselor and the principal fooled, but we need to talk about Kyle."
"What about him?"
"Come on, you know. He's losing it. He's goin'a crack."
"I think so too!"

"We have no choice. We have to kill Kyle."
"Dude, we're not killing Kyle!"
"Yeah!"
:- Kenny is completely anti-killing )~

"It doesn't matter if you get in trouble of not, you can still feel bad. I think you're right."
"Maybe we should confess."
"Yeah, maybe we should."

I'm Little Bit Country - #701 e100

[ when let out of school, Kenny was singing along ]
Kenny Sings: "We got out of school, no more school today."

[ in classroom ]
"What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to have a flashback."
"A what?"

[ at Stan's house after Pro War supporters enter ]
"See, I told you they had your son."
"Kenny, what are you doing over here with all these un-American traitors?"
"I'm doing my homework!"

"The boys are going to give a presentation at our rally about how the Founding Fathers would agree with our right to protest."
"Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision..."
"Look, my son is a patriot and loves his country! Come on, Kenny!"
"But Dad, I..."
"Now!"

Fat Butt and Pancake Head - #705 e101

[ at the SOUTH PARK MALL ]
"Hey, come one guys! We can use part of my gift certificate to buy food at the food court."
"Whoo-Hoo!"

"When you eat a taco it comes out your backside too, cholo!"
Kenny laughs: "Hee hee, yeah, ha ha."

Lil' Crime Stoppers - #706 e102

[ at Sarah's house after FBI kicked them out ]
"Son of a bitch stupid FBI!"
"Well, I guess we can go back to playing laundromat."
"No! We're not gonna stop playing detectives! We've just gotta find that doll before thos FBI guys do."
"Yeah!"

[ in Cartman's basement, interrogating Butters ]
"Where were you this morning at nine o'clock, Butters?"
"Ah, I was at home."
"Your story is full of holes and I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't start tell'n the truth!"
"Aw, don't be so hard. Maybe he's telling the truth, huh?"
"They've gotten really good at this good cop-bad cop thing."
"You're going down, Butters! You hear me?"
"Aw, now just be nice. Poor little thing."
"You're worth a two-dollar criminal and you're lying!"
"Aw, please don't make him confess."
"Well, I don't have nothing to confess, honestly!"

[ they tell Butters he has to get some semen ]
"Okay, retard, you really don't know how to make semen come out?"
"Nooo!"
"Follow me to the bathroom."
"Aw, it's okay kid. It's just done in a jiffy"

[ at Fosse's house after the FBI arrives ]
"Just because your parents can afford better toys than ours doesn't make you better than us!"
"Yes it does so!"
"Grrrr!"
"What do we do now?"
"We go get the doll ourselves."

[ at The Peppermint Hippo (strip club) ]
"Dude, if my mom knew I was in here, I would be in super big trouble."
"Whoo-Hoo!"
"Would you like a dance?"
"No thanks."

[ after the gunfight begins ]
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"
"Pa-cue! Pa-cue!"
"Kenny, it doesn't go 'Pa-cue! Pa-cue!', it goes 'Bang! Bang! Bang!'"

KeNnY'S mOST WANtED

Red Man's Greed - #707 e103

[ the Native Americans own South Park now ]
"It's over, Stanley. What else can we do?"
"We can stay, and fight!"
"Yeah! When the Indians come to tear up our town, we kick 'em in the nuts!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah! They don't own our town! We do!"

South Park Is Gay - #708 e104

"WeeHoo!" here and a "WhooHeeHoo!" there, was about the extent of Kenny's lines.

Christian Rock Hard - #709 e105

[ in Stan's basement sounding like a group of Vietnamese people were having their intestines pulled out through their mouths ]
"We have to define our style if we're ever going to make a platinum album. I mean, I'm a fusion guy, but Kenny's background is more latin jazz."
"No, it isn't!"

[ at Kyle's house after asking Dad for money to buy CDs ]
"It didn't work! My stupid jew Dad won't lend me money for CDs!"
"No, dude, it's cool. Kenny says you can download music for free on the Internet!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"You got a computer?"

[ in front of PC in Kyle's den ]
"See, everyone on the Internet copies their music from their CDs, and then we can download them for free and play them on the computer."
"Alright, cool! Let's download some Metallica, and some Stevie Wonder."
"And you should download some of Judus Priest" Listen = "My Way"
"Kenny's right, we should download some Judas Priest, too."
"Yeah!"
"Judus Priest"
"Um hun."

[ at FBI building after parents bail them out ]
"Woa, dude, I can't wait to just go back home and get back to band practice."
"Yeah!"
"No, didn't you guys learn anything? Look, if we make an album, all that's going'a happen is that people are going'a steal our songs for free off the Internet. We won't make a dime!"
"Oh yeah!"
"Until we get people to stop downloading music for free, I say we refuse to play."
"Yeah!"

[ outside Kyle's house on strike ]
"I know enough to exploit it. Just get that ten bucks ready, Kyle. Tahtah!"
" Go ahead, people will just download your songs for free on the Internet anyways."
"What a dumbass, our band is way cooler than his."
"Yeah!"

Grey Dawn - #710 e106

[ outside playing hockey on road - they see Randy March yelling & running at them ]
"Calm down! We cannot understand you!"
"Oohhh, look! You guys!"
"Oh Jesus!"
"Old people!"

[ in car with Grandpa ]
"Okay, all set?"
"Ooh my God!"
"Ah, I think there's a police car behind you, Grandpa."
"Eh? Go around! Go around, you moron!"
"Blue Impala, pull your vehicle over!"

[ after blowing up the Country Kitchen Buffet ]
"All right!"
"Whoo-Hoo!"
"Ah yeah!"

Casa Bonita - #711 e107

[ at Stan's house - wondering where Kyle is ]
"Maybe he caught a disease and died. That'd be so awesome."
"Dude that's not funny. You shouldn't joke about that."
"Yeah!"
"Who's joking?"
"You guys! You guys! I have awesome news!"
"You have AIDS?"
"No, this Saturday, for my birthday, my Mom says she's taking me to Casa Bonita, in Denver, and I get to invite three friends!."
"Wow! Casa Bonita?!"
"Whoo-Hoo!"

[ at school cafeteria ]
"Yeah, Casa Bonita, this Saturday!"
"Wow, that's gonna be so fun!"
"Yeah, it'll be awesome. Just the four of us."
"Yeah!"

[ In car with Kyle, Stan, Cartman -singing Happy Birthday to Kyle, on way to Casa Bonita ]
"...Happy Birthday to Kyle..."

All About Mormons? - #712 e108

Was there and could have been killed somehow but managed to stay alive... but had no lines.
Long Live Kenny campaign begins...

Butt-Out - #713 e109

[ outside the Anti-Smokers camp ]
"Guys, I thnk we shold bail out of this right now!"
"Huh?"
"This is just startin' to look like another one of those times where it, it's gonna end up with the whole town turning out, it's a big showdown happening, and us havin' to talk about what we learned, and I say we just stop right now, and go play cards or something."
"Well yep, that's what I think"
"Yeah, maybe you're right."
"So, eh gentlemen, looks like only one of us get's to be in the commercial, huh? Who will it be? Gentlemen, the game is on!"
[ at Stan's house ]
"Well that's fine. I thought you guys were my friends, but I guess I was wrong!"
"Yeah dude, you were totally wrong."
"Uh hun."

Raisins - #714 e110

Kenny is there but no lines. He did get an honorable mention by Stan in opening line.
"All right, you guys, it's first down. I'll hike the ball on the third "set hut!" Kyle and Cartman, go deep post out. Kenny, run a slant down the middle. Butters, be ready for the screen."
"Right. What are we playing again?"
"Football."
"Got it."
"Okay. 23! Blue, 23! Set hut! Set hut!"
"Wendy breaks up."

It's Christmas in Canada - #715 e111

[ at Park County Airfield ]
"We have exactly fifty-two hours before Christmas. That means we have to be back in twenty-eight hours to still give our patents twenty-four hours to buy us presents. Synchronize watches on my mark. Mark. Mr."
"Here'o, welcome to Shitty Air'rine."
"Oh no, no no no-no, I am NOT flying in that thing!"
"Me neither!"
"Why not?"
"Cause, dude, I'll fucking die!"
"You're not goin'a die, Kenny, don't be stupid!"
"You guys go get Ike. Kenny and I will stay here and watch the fort."
"No, you're both coming. Do you care about Christmas or not?"
"Of course I care about Christmas...huh, Christ on a stick!"

[ in plane after flying for a while - everybody was asleep ]
"Hey, turn off the right! {light} Whao!"
"What's going on?"
"Here'o from the cockpit, this is your captain speaking. As you can see, it appears that we are going down. Now would be a good time to ref'rect on your w'ife, and pray to whatever deity you be'reive in. Thank-you for flying Shitty Air'rines. We know you have a choise in airlines, and it looks like you madee the wrong one."
"Hey, where the hell are you going?"
"Do something, Kyle! "
"I'm trying!"
"Look out!"
"AAHHH!"

[ outside the doors to Parliament Building ]
"The Prime Minister isn't here. He's in China on official business. So you might as well go home. Good-bye!"
"Then that's it! I'm, I'm never going to get my brother back."
"And... I'm not going to get any Christmas presents."
"And, I'm not gonna have a Christmas adventure."
"And I'm not gonna have a ..."

[ inside, in front of the Great PM ]
"That is a great speech, guy. But the answer is no! All of my new laws will stay in effect forever!"
"Haha, you lose, Americans!" - Scott
"Then, I suppose us mounties will never get our horses." - Rick
"And we won't get our wine." - Frenchie
"And we can't perform sodomy, eh?" - Steve
"But why are you making such strange laws?"
"I SAID GO!"
"Ggaaa!"
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You, bastards!"

The CLASSIC line was even spoken !

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