From ESPN PAGE 2 - 10 Burning Questions for Matt Stone - March 2002 Season six of "South Park" premiered March 6 still without Kenny? The guy had career resiliency that Michael Jordan would envy. Is he really dead this time? Stone: Yep, Kenny's dead. He might come back though, there might be something for Kenny in the future. It's funny that people care so much for Kenny, he's not even a character, he's like this orange blob that just moves around. People projected a lot of love on him. So is Butters taking his place as the fourth member or are we just going to see a "South Park" trio with Kenny, Kyle and Cartman? Stone: Butters wants to be the fourth guy, but the other guys all liked Kenny better and they kinda wish Kenny was back. So we'll see what happens. From KnoxNews.com - 'South Park' Staple Bites The Dust, For Good This Time - April 5, 2002 says Stone, (about Kenny being gone) "I think a lot of people probably haven't noticed. I couldn't care less. I am so sick of that character." "We got sick of figuring out ways to kill him. It was funny the first 38 or 40 times we did it. Then it turned into, 'OK, how can we kill him now?'" "He was always kind of a prop anyway. He couldn't say anything, so it is really hard to develop a character who could never really talk." (about Episode #513 - Kenny Dies) "It was the one episode where (all the characters) cared (he was dying) for once. After that, we said, 'Why doesn't he just stay dead?' And it was like, 'OK, let's just do that.' It was that easy of a decision." Animation Mag. - Apr.12.02 "So, for all of the loyal followers of the show, say your own personal good-byes to the little-hooded guy. Thanks for the memories, Kenny and rest in peace." Chicago Sun Times - Apr.12.02 "...ratings have been up 20 percent since Kenny was laid to rest..." Trey Parker says, "We're maybe thinking next season, we'll go, 'Guess who's coming back?!?'"

WALL OF HONOR As Cartman might say - " This is Kenny's goddamn distinctive Wall of Honor !" My first outburst @ SPScriptorium   March 6, 2002 was not the day Kenny died but actually back in Season 5, when Kenny had his very own episode called, Kenny Dies {Dec. 5, 2001} was the end of an era. Although Kenny was an original part of South Park his role was never expected to reach such magnitude. Change is good and in the long run, this will be another milestone.   Look at it this way; What does Kenny stand for? Death? Killings? Being killed? Sure he was the grown-up one and knew a few things as if he had been around the block, but come on, a character based on death? The idea itself is....er.... well, DEAD! Maybe some US Companies should take on the "Kenny Attitude", if you get knocked down, just get back up anew, as if you never died in the first place. Hey, that's just my opinion & it may be right! Beeb - "Mmgh mmvf Memmffy!" (Long live Kenny) Beeb Sad cause I miss him. Happy cause he won't have to die again. Kenny was nothing more than, "the-kid-who-got-kilt" and that image was stale. Maybe they could have deleted him another way.... I think they should not "give in" like they did with Cartman's father. For one, it is a CARTOON . For two, they never wanted to be predictable. They had to know deleting Kenny was going to cause a "ruckass", now see it through. Kenny, good-bye dude, we will miss you. You were the coolest and everybody always like you. Your wisdom was never-ending and your attitude was great, under the circumstances. Hope to see you again soon. MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT End of Episode #110 - Mr.Hankey, The Christmas Poo, raises arms, "Whoo-hoo!" alive. Kenny I'm unemployed!!! Bring me back! JD I think of Kenny McCormick as an actor portraying a kid who mumbles and always gets killed. The character is dead but the kid who plays him isn't. My feeling is that Kenny left the show because he was tired of dying. Convince Kenny to come back to the show and give him more lines and allow him go without his hood more often. Maybe he can come back as a new character. In case you don't come back Kenny, I will miss you dearly. Though you didn't do much more than mumble and die, I thought you were really cool, dude! You were irreplacable and one of a kind. Goodbye you guy! MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT In BLU where he takes his hood off and we can see his smiling face. Adam K (angry) Kenny was the epitimy of the show, I just want to know why the hell this happened. BRING HIM BACK!! Shloppy Man Well I'll be sad until they bring him back. I know they will because it is just a publicity stunt. A pretty good one if you ask me. It will get more peoples attention to see if he does come back. It could also go against them if they bring him back fast... So the best thing to do is bring him back after a couple more episodes. Make a whole episode about what happened to him and tell that he will come back in episode 601 since they left that out. maxx pissed A ressurection. Jay HOW THE FUCK CUD U DO THAT! OK if u killed off some1 like Mr Garrison, OK cos hes a minor character but killing Kennys like killing Homer Simpson! He was the best 2: Kyles whiney, Cartmans an annoying fat bastard (literally) and Stans borin! Kenny was cool.... Bring him back! OBVIOUSLY! southparkfan (sad) Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You Bastards! Kenny rocks, and he shouldn't have been killed. If you can't resurrect him again, then at least have some episodes where Kenny's ghost appears. Having Kenny's ghost interact with Cartman would be hilarious. Jeff "T-Rex" Hayes (Pissed about no more Kenny) Angry, Kenny rocked ! Butters is way worse than even Towelie Bring back Kenny and write out Miss Chokesondick she stinks as bad as Butters and Towelie :- this is funny, Jeff wrote this before they aired the episode where Teacher died Did Jeff know something or did his wish come true? )~ Andrew G (neutral) How was Kenny so damn great? He was a little orange blob that walked around mumbling and got killed. And he wasn't the epitomy of the show. Cartman was, and still is the funniest character on the show, and one of the funniest characters ever created. I share the theory that Trey and Matt are just screwing with us and will bring Kenny back at some point. They should bring him back when we all calm down about Kenny's killing-off. luke (very sad) I think its crazy that they killed Kenny for the last time, I mean he is the best of the best. Bring him back Whoever (sad) I don't get Comedy Central, so I just watched episode 513 about an hour ago for the first time, and I know he'll never be comin back. Poor guy. Oh well. The Madonna thing was funny. Bringin him back would just be dumb. It may be sad, but it would add to the effect if he would just stay dead and only occasionaly be mentioned, like Maude Flanders. Candy (kinda pissed) I don't think they should take Kenny off. Hell, he's probably one of the funniest ones of them all in the whole show. I think they're gonna lose money if they actually take Kenny out, hehe... Keep him dead! Ryan (sad) Bummed. I loved Kenny but it was Trey and Matt's decision 'cause it is their show. I still think he'll return eventually, they just needed a break from killing him. I think they will and should bring him back next season like nothing ever happened. That'd be so funny. Kenny, No matter what anyone says, you were just as important as any of the other boys on the show. I miss you and hope that Trey and Matt have the heart to have you return for the fans. You're fuggin' awesome, dude!! MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When Kenny saved the world in "SP:BLU" and revealed his face for the first time. yazem rotflmao do it again jack (mad) Pissed as hell, this is bull! Bring back Kenny now! I mean I watch the show for 2 things, Cartmen being bitchy and Kenny dying! BRING KENNY BACK !!! DON (SAD!!!) I feel you should bring Kenny back!!! MollieDollie (apathetic) Well, killing Kenny might not have been the greatest idea, ever, but if they bring him back, it will feel too much like selling out to me. :- yeah, I know what you mean, but they've "sold-out" before )~ chris (happy) Happy that Kenny dies in each episode. Put Kenny in a R.I.P. stone and bury him. PJ (indifferent) well shit happens and mmnmhgfjd. phil mae KENNY COME BACK K (Angry/sad. It sucks ass!) Kenny can’t die, ‘cause he is the best character of all of them and although Trey is cute, and Matt has a nice ass they must be pretty dumb to write Kenny off. Bring Him Back! MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When he's sat on the toilet, he hears a plop and realizes there is blood coming out of his ass! I like his woo-hoo sound!! Alec ( Pissed Off! ) Kenny, You were the coolest South Park kid. It sucks ass that you aren't here anymore. It would be great if you could come back. Please do! MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When he took his hood off in SPBLU! Joey ( Sad ) Kenny was my favorite character. Sure, Cartman's funny. But if he lived next door, I'd want to take a knife to that racist little lard-ball. Kyle and Stan rarely have their moments. Kenny, on the other hand, is guaranteed at least one moment every episode. MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When Kenny killed Death FAVORITE QUOTE "Oh my God! Kenny... killed... Death." "You... bastard?" mike carey ( me sad ) peace Kenny MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT the Halloween Special Shelley ( sad ) Kenny's more than just the filthy-mouthed kid who got killed. As part of the original SP crew, no one can replace him, not Butters, not Tweek. Parker and Stone may have just thought he was an "orange blob that moved around" but to SP fans he was a lot more. We'll all miss Kenny. MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when Kenny finally revealed his face in SP:BLU FAVORITE QUOTE "Mmph mm mmrph mmr mmp phmm mrphr mrrph mmphm!" :- yeah, he was a lot more, missing him more now that these latest eps suck )~ Jermery (its ugly) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH c ya FAVORITE QUOTE "Mrrf mrrf mrrf" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when he died Jessica (Pissed) This is FUCKING ridiculous, all they have now is Tweek. It isn't funny anymore with out him!!!!!!!!!!! :- I agree with you, Jess, these eps have not been funny, I miss him )~ joseph (sad) O my God they kill Kenny you bastard goodbye for ever john The episodes SUCK without him! FAVORITE QUOTE "mmfm my moth may killed maphesto" Colton (Pissed Off) FAVORITE QUOTE "mmphh mphhh mmmmm" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When he is just standing in the river with the blocks of cement on his feet screaming at his friends for help in "Toothfairy Tats 2000" Anonymous Taking him off was the WORST decision in TV history! Put him back on the air! I didn't watch South Park much until early July, 2002. I wanted to see his final December 5 episode, so I downloaded it. It was too depressing, and it's been three days since I said a word. For one thing, I put up with the same si...... Come back and kick Tweek's ass. The show sucks more than any media without Kenny. FAVORITE QUOTE "Where's Stan?" [one of the only quotes I understood] MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT He puked out the ball when I was playing pinball on July 14, but I haven't seen him on TV since 1997, when he was toasted by a microwave. 1 really pissed off guy The worst that could happen to a TV show If the creators are fed up with that character, why can't they just remove his orange parka, and put him in the same clothes as everyone else? Then he can sound more clear, and he can be understood. His final episode so far should not be his last. I watch... You are the best character! FAVORITE QUOTE All of them. MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When he raises his two hands in the air in the Christmas Special. another South Park fan (a little upset) Sure they got sick of thinking of ways to kill Kenny, but why not give him a bigger role and let him live for a change? Fans love Kenny! Tweek's a lame replacement. "Sleep well, child; the Lord holds thee now." Let's hope you can rest in peace knowing you won't have to come back to get killed every week. FAVORITE QUOTE (my best guess) "Nobody ever f_cking cares when I die!.... Screw you, Stan, I'm going home!" *walks away and is promptly crushed by falling piano* MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when he was pulled out of his parka by Timmy's wheelchair and landed naked in the snow in front of Cartman :- yeah, nobody cared because they never wrote it into the script...if they got tired of killing Kenny then why did they have to kill a teacher, a bunch of priests, the guy in a wheelchair & film directors...do they think thats funny )~ GTOgurl (How Sad) I miss Kenny and his parka. Ok, maybe I just love the semi-orange color of his parka, but still MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT is when he ate all of the antacid tablets and exploded KuD I miss him. dixie neoumous (angry) Catelyn [Stan's british cousin] (like the world is empty and cold) I wish i could shout out.. but my body is weak because he's gone! God, bring him back! Saying goodbye is like talking to a sandwich!! HE'S NOT REAL, HE'S A CARTOON! FAVORITE QUOTE "the virgin Mary sucks cock!" (that's the funniest song I've heard for a while! - well done Kenny!) MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTs is when he's lonely and goes to Jewscouts and he gets attacked by that Anti-Semetic guy, kicking him in the cherries. AND when he was in hell, I loved it when he smacks his head as Satan takes Saddam to earth. aiueo JP (Rage) I always search for him, when I see SP. I can't keep consciousness without doing so. That two guys are certainly enjoying it. They can be soaked in self-satisfaction, by seeing how much there are many people who love Kenny. "You are not in is lonely. Because you are the support of all heart. Be returned before all forget love." MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT Episode 212 There, most, so. Kenny [ Seoul, Korea ] Hey, plz don't kill Kenny. I feel so sorry for he is killed all the time. Why? cuz I am Kenny. ummm what else I say is where can I meet the TV program in Korea? plz deanna & monty (we think it sucks big green kenny dick) BRING BACK KENNY YOU FUCKING LUNATIC MORONS WHO SUCK THE BIG GREEN ONE OF KENNY - IF YOU DON'T BRING HIM BACK YOU'LL BOTH DIE OF ROTTING GREEN DICK AS WELL!!HEHEHE! "GOOD BYE FROM THE TWO WHO PUT THE VOODOO CURSE UPON MATT AND TREY ,THE MUTHERS WHO TOOK THAT LITTLE FUCKER AWAY. ps.HI MOM : ) FAVORITE QUOTE "MUURFF MURERF MURRUR SHIT! MURRF MERUF!!!" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT WHEN THEY BRING THE LITTLE BASTARD BACK. THAT WILL BE OUR FAVORITE MOMENT!! KENNY RULZ!! pss.GOOD BYE MOM!!! : ) :- is that anything like 'blue balls' )~ Jessica W (depressed) wtF? "KENNY WE LOVE YOU!" lol FAVORITE QUOTEhmmm... this ones hard. but I think I'll go with "mfff mrrfff brerff" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT in the movie when he says goodbye! nataleigh K (weep weep sob sob) like to shout-out to all my mates esp my best bud, Kenny McCormick!! "good-bye." FAVORITE QUOTE... well, where do i start... MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTall of them matthew lowe Kenny was so great and cool but now he's gone forever, its really sad. "See ya" FAVORITE QUOTE "Fuck" [ mumbled in BLU movie ] MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when he takes his hood off at the end of the film and talks, its so wicked to see Kenny without his hood on. Jamie (AWFUL!!! I like Butters, but he does NOT replace Kenny!) I LUV YOU KENNY! AND I LOVE YOU CARTMAN! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! Mah hottie Kyle!!! and of course, cute little Stan!!! Hey Butters... "What an awful way to die!" (for good) FAVORITE QUOTE "Goodbye Guys" (without hood) MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When Kenny goes to heaven! Kennys biggest fan!!! (I MISS YOU KENNY! LUVZ!) Bye Kenny! Cartman *U are just big boned!* Stan *Stop throwing up on Wendy!* Kyle *Jews Rock! Give Ike a kick for me!* And of course Kenny I LOVE U!!!! *MMMMPH MMMPH MMMPH!* "BRING KENNY BACK GOD DAMMIT!" FAVORITE QUOTE "Mmmph MMMph MMMph MMMph MMPh" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When he turns into a duck billed platypus (at least he dosent die!!!) :- well, yes he did, Jimbo shot Kenny-Platypus )~ chris (very pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I think the stupid basterd should bring Kenny back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT In the south park movie when he was in hell :- I'm with you! This was dumb and dumber than the April Fools joke )~ Athena I'll admit it. I wasn't a South Park fan until not that long ago. And I'll also admit that I didn't watch it before because I didn't like Kenny dying. I found it sad. Well, I've grown, and it doesn't bother me anymore. I wasn't extremely upset when Kenny.... MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT End of South Park Movie, when he takes off his hood. He's cute looking. Very sweet. You feel sorry for him. I'm glad he's happy in the end.       (i think it really sucks dick) hey I love Eric,stan,kyle,and kenny "*~BuH~ByE~* kenny I wish you were still in ol south park but u had to go so long cutie bye" FAVORITE QUOTE "oh shit dude" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTwhen kenny says to eric that you can light a fart with a match Kenny's shadow (I LOVE KENNY! BRING HIM BACK!) Hey! Uh... *thinks* what do I write here? "Uh..." *clueless* FAVORITE QUOTE The one when he got killed by squirrels... I like squirrels. MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT Every moment... *sniff* :- ha, you be funny, no squirrels ever kilt Kenny... Rocky-from Bullwinkle? Rip-from Spongebob? nope, none! )~ Kennys best friend!! (Bring him back! :() I love you guys! Cartman I love you but be nicer! Especially to Kenny! Kyle*** I beleive in Mr Hankey!! Stan! Tell Shelly I said to fuck off! and finally Kenny! I love you man! REST IN PEACE :( "Kenny.... You used to sing and dance!!!" FAVORITE QUOTE "I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with big vaginas!" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT all of theM! Every time I see Kenny I like him! jim c (kind of sucks) FAVORITE QUOTE any MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT with satan in the movie ( why don't you just divorce him ) robynharrison (I feel really sad that Kenny died!) FAVORITE QUOTE "AHHHHH!" a-dawg (im ight) shout out to steve n., dirk n., and michael f., and the rest of the Dallas crew later MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT i enjoyed tem all ass (pissis me off) fuck, fuck, fuck dragon wolf (it sucks that kenny is gone cause he was the best character) I LOVE KENNY!!!!!!!!! FAVORITE QUOTE "mmmmmhhh mmh mhmhm MMMMHHHH!!!!" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when he got his head bit off by Ozzy Ozbourne garrett (sad) cartman killed kenny good bye FAVORITE QUOTE when he dies MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when he is alive Stans girl (It sucks donkey balls) I love you Kenny. I love you man, but not like Stan Buh-bye FAVORITE QUOTE "Ahhhh!" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When they get off the plane in Afganistan and from what I heared Kenny said, "Oh God it smells like shit!!" splurge (that sucks major catsup) without you kenny things will never be the same good-bye MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT when kenny told the gang about carpet munchers Kyles Girl (Un-Kick-Ass) Hey all yall. We miss Kenny. Maybe he'll start living again. That'd be sweet as Hell. N, Hells pretty sour. I love A Country! Love you like, ah shit. BYE! FAVORITE QUOTE When they got off the plane in Afganistan, "Oh god, it smells like shit!" MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When Miss Ellen killed Kenny DiamondTopaz (WHYYYYYY????!!!!!????) FAVORITE QUOTE "Con te partirò. Paesi che non ho mai veduto e vissuto con te, adesso si li vivrò, ...etc." (The song on the tutorital from the Quintuplets episode.) MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT The end of Red Sleigh Down! Kenny makes a five-second appearance, causing all the Kenny-fans in the world (myself included) to shout, YAAY!!! KENNYS BACK!!! Kenni (Eternally sad) Kenny should not have died AT ALL. He was cute and lovable. I hated when he was killed. COME BACK, KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kenny, this is the end. You were the reason I watched South Park, but now you're gone... farewell... Sleep well, little child, the Lord holds thee now. FAVORITE QUOTE"Thats not what it means...It's when you stick your finger up a woman's pussy and mmm mmm mph mrmph mmmm hmmm hmmmph mmmmm hrmph hmmmmm." MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT Whenever he was alive. When he explained things that the other kids didn't understand. Leesha Kennnyyyyyyyy, come back! ou were defiantely one of my fave characters (apart from Stan, Wendy and Butters)!!!!!! My lil cousin is crying coz he died. Bye Kenny. Taz and I totally miss you. The show isnt the same without you. FAVORITE QUOTE"Good-bye you guys." -South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT When Kenny takes his hood off in the movie, when he climbs out of his grave in Pinkeye and when he cheers in the very first Mr. Hankey episode when he dosent die.

LONG LIVE KENNY - In Season Six [ let me count the ways ]

LEGEND Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Tweek ~ Others ~

Jared Has Aides - #602 e080

1. Butters enters Cartman's living room
"Hey Kenny!"
"Now gosh darnit, my names not Kenny! Kenny's dead and you're all gonna have to learn to deal with it!"
"Okay, Not-Kenny."

2. On TV they mention a new place in South Park...
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL TOWN SQUARE

3. Still in Cartman's living room
"Dude! That's today!"
"We've gotta get down there. Come on, Not-Kenny!"
"Now gosh darnit, my names not Not-Kenny!"
"Okay, come on, Not-Not-Kenny."

4. At school cafeteria buttering-up Butters
"Gawdamit Butters, keep eating or I'll kick you till you're deader than Kenny!"
"Dude, that isn't cool. You shouldn't joke about Kenny being dead. Enough time hasn't passed."
"So how long until we can joke about it?"
"Twenty-two point three years. That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny."

5. Cartman talks Butters into eating his own puke, like Kenny did
"Well I can't eat no more. I-I just keep puking it up."
"Then eat your puke!"
"No!"
"Oh come on, Japanese girls do it!"

6. Doing liposuction surgery Cartman cuts Butters
"Wough!!"
"Oh stop your bitching Butters, Kenny would'a took it like a man!"

7. @ Butters' house trying to get him out to go to CITY WOK
"Dude, we just need you to come down to City Wok real quick so they can see how skinny you are!"
"Well you guys have already got me in dutch for getting fat, and then I got in double-dutch for having liposuction, and now you're asking me to be in triple-dutch? Uh-un, I'll never be that dutch!"
"Kenny would have done it!"
"Yup."
"Do you guys remember what a cool friend Kenny was? God, he was always up for helping us out. Man, he was the best friend ever."

MENTIONED = 11 times
EMULATED = 1
MEMORIAL = 1

Asspen - #603 e081

2. "Look, Stan, when Kenny died I learned how important friends are. I'm not gonna lose another friend."
"This isn't about you, Kyle, I have to do this, okay? I have to!"

3. "I can't lose another friend. First Kenny and now Stan? All I'm gonna have left are you two douches."

MENTIONED = 3 times

Freak Strike - #601 e082

1. @ Stan's house, Kyle, Cartman & Stan watch TV
Orange-Hooded-tease-Kid walks in and mumbles : "Hi guys, what's going on here?"
"Hey Kenny!"
"Gosh darnit, my name's not Kenny!"
"That's awesome, Kenny!"
"Ey, now gosh darnit, fellas, my name's not Kenny! Kenny's dead!"
"Okay, Not-Kenny!"
"And I'm not gonna wear this coat anymore, neither! I should be able to be you guys' friend without wearing Kenny's old coat!"
"Shh, be quiet, Not-Kenny, the Maury Povish freak show is on.

2. Once again the scamps pull the old, He-Would-Of-Done-It-Guilt-Trip-Peer-Pressure-Nag
"But fellas, if I go on Maury Povish, with my balls on my chin, my parents are gonna get really mad."
"We'll just tell your parents we're going on a camping trip with my parents. They'll never know."
"I'm sorry, but the answer is un-uh, un-uh, un-uh."
"Kenny would'a done it."
"So! I told you guys before, I'm not Kenny!"
"We know! Believe me, we know! We're reminded every day that you're not Kenny because Kenny... was cool!
:- me thinks this is them poking fun of the "KENNY GONE RUCKASs" and fans telling them Butters is no Kenny )~
"Yeah, god, I wish Kenny was still alive. He'd put balls on his chin. He was such an awesome friend."
:- nope, Kenny wouldn't have done it either and look like a dickhead? he's too smart )~

3. On the Maury Povish Show
"And do all the kids at school make fun of you?"
"They sure do. They always say to me, 'Butters, you're not Kenny.' But I never said I was Kenny. They say Kenny would do this and Kenny would do that..."
"Uh oh, we're losing him."
"I'm tired of it! You hear me, fellas! Kenny's dead and you'll just have ta deal with it."

MENTIONED = 18 times
EMULATED = 1

Fun With Veal - #605 e083

The New Terrance And Phillip Movie Trailer - #604 e084

Professor Chaos - #606 e085

1. When they dismissed Butters
"Well, in the months since our friend Kenny died, you've really stepped up as a friend and 'filled the gap'."

2. After Butters leaves
"Hm, I think he took that pretty well, I think."
"Who cares?"
"Alright, so let's get started on who's gonna be the new person to take Kenny's place."

3. Cartman addresses the kids in backyard
"Alright, we wanna thank everybody for coming. This is a great turnout. Uh, as you know, our friend Kenny died a few months ago and we are still looking to fill the void with a new friend...."

4. Dog Poo tells his story
"I think I deserve to take Kenny's place the most, because, I've been hanging around these guys for like five years and I never get to say or do anything."

5. After the 6 final roses were handed out
Dog Poo - "I didn't make the cut?? Oh God, I didn't make the cut??"
Dougie - "I didn't even get a chance to have them get to know me!"
"Alright, congratulations to those of you selected to stay. In the end, one of you will be the new Kenny. Good luck!"

6. At the end, the Announcer
"Will Professor Chaos's latest plot succeed and be the final undoing of Earth? And which boy has been chosen to be the replacement for Kenny?....blah-blah"

MENTIONED = 7 times

The Simpsons Already Did It - #607 e086

1. Butters walks by
"How are things going with your new best friend?"
"Well, Tweek's okay, but he's certainly no Kenny!

2. At Kyle's house on TV
Terrance - "Phillip, I think I may have accidentally killed Celine Dion."
Phillip - "Killing is never an accident, you dickface!"
:- ha, tell that to Kenny )~

MENTIONED = 1
EMULATED = 1 ( Ms. Choksondik dies instead )

Red Hot Catholic Love - #608 e087

1. After church, outside
Randy (Stan's Dad) - "With everything that's been in the news, I think it's best to keep our kids... far away from the priests."
Stuart (Kenny's Dad) - "Now, come on, everybody, just because a few priests in the country have been corrupted doesn't mean that all priests are child molesters."
Richard (Tweek's Dad) - "Well, sure, that's easy for you to say, your son's dead. But those of us with alive children need to be sure that Father Maxi's on the up-and-up."

2. At St. Peters Basilica - Vatican City
"To hell with the Holy Document of Vatican Law!"
Chunks of building come crashing down, killing many Priests.

INDIRECTLY MENTIONED = 1
EMULATED = 1 ( Priests die instead )

Free Hat - #609 e088

1. Stan gets idea to form a club
"No! No-no, ah, I don't wanna form a club! That's too much pressure! Look, ah, I'm supposed to take it easy, just watch the clouds, sit on the grass. And, if we form a club there'll be responsibilites. Commitments!"
"Tweek, now goddamnit, we picked you to be our new friend to replace Kenny because we thought you were a team player!
"I'm not! I'm not a team player!

MENTIONED = 1
EMULATED = 1 ( 3 Directors die instead )

Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society - #610 e089

1. at King Jimmy's Buffet
"Alright guys, now that we're all here, I think... we need to have a difficult conversation. It's obvious that Bebe is the like the coolest, smartest, most awesome person we've ever met."
"Yeah!"
"Yep!"
"And, you know, we've been trying to fill the gap for the fourth friend ever since Kenny died, God rest his soul, and it hasn't been an easy process."

MENTIONED = 1
EMULATED = 1 ( 2 Astronauts kill themselves instead )

Child Abduction is Not Funny - #611 e090

1. Tweek is tested in his room at night
Tweek! This is Officer Daniels! Now, try and stay calm, but we believe an abductor is in your room!"
"Inside my room? Oh God!"
"Give it up, buddy! We've got ya surrounded! Okay, Tweek, I want you to very calmly but quickly walk to the door and come out to us!"
"Oh my God! Oh, oh, Jesus, see me through this. ~*opens door*~ Aaaah!
"Bang! You're dead, Tweek."
"What?"
"You failed the test, son. Didn't I tell you not to open the door for anybody except your mother and I?"
"Oh God! Oh Jesus!"
"What if that had been a child abductor pretending to be a police officer, Tweek?"
"He would have sprayed your brains all over the floor and then taken your body off to the woods."

No MENTION
EMULATED = 2 ( the fake killing of Tweek & the guy in wheelchair run over by train )

AUG 5, 2002 - A rumor starts that C.C. was happy with Kenny as #2 Marketing Item (#1 = Cartman) and upset fans caused pressure on T&M to reproduce Kenny, for the sake of the "almighty dollar", if nothing else.
the Reconsider-Removing-Kenny petition gets over 300 signed, as of SEP 17, 2002

A Ladder To Heaven - #612 e091

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers - #613 e092

The Death Camp of Tolerance - #614 e093

The Biggest Douche in the Universe - #615 e094

My Future Self n' Me - #616 e095

Red Sleigh Down - #617 e096

Right at the end Kenny returns as if nothing happened and things are normal again.

"Well, all in all, I have to say this was a pretty special Christmas."
"Hey guys. What's going on?"
"Oh, hey Kenny."
"Dude, where have you been?"
"Oh, I've just been hanging out."
"Well come on! We gotta tell you what happened. I'm sure glad it's over with."
"Yeah, but I feel like things are finally back to normal."
"Yeah"

And btw, South Park hasn't " Jumped the FUCK'N Shark ", although they did have The Fonz appear in a dream.

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