LEGEND Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Others ~

Rainforest Schmainforest -#301 e032

"Children, we're a national choir called Getting Gay with Kids. We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America to help save the rainforest and you can be a part of it."
Kenny Speaks:   "That sounds fucking stupid!"

"Well guess what boys, I think Getting Gay with Kids is just what you need. I'm gonna sign up all four of you."
"What?"
"You can't do that!
Kenny Speaks:   "Woohoo! I mean, Oh."

[ on the bus with Kelly ]
"My name is Kelly."
Kenny Speaks:   "My name is Kenny."
"Lenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "No, Kenny!"
"Donny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Kenny!"

[ in San José still on bus ]
"Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny, maybe you're Costa Rican, that's why your family is so poor."
Kenny Speaks:   "Aaah! That's just not true."

"Wow! Seeing a place like this makes you appreciate living in America, huh?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Uh huh."

"Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yeah, I think so."

[ in the rainforest ]
"Benny, do you think we're gonna be okay?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yeah, everything is fine."
"That's good. Can I tell you something?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Okay."
"I think I like you."
Kenny Speaks:   "Really?!"
"Yeah. I mean, I think we communicate really well."
Kenny Speaks:   "Oh, that's great!"
"No, it's not good."
Kenny Speaks:   "That's not good?"
"No. See, if I start to like you too much, I'm only gonna get my heart broken, 'cause we live on opposite ends of the country. Once this choir tour is over, we will never see each other again. And that would devastate me! So I can't have any feelings for you, I just can't, Lenny!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Errr!"

[ after flower eats kid ]
"Boo hoo hoo! I wanna go home! I hate the rainforest!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Oh, there, there now. There's nothing to be afraid of, dear."
"Oh, Lenny, hold me! No, I can't get attached. Oh, but I do like you."
Kenny Speaks:   "Well, I like you..."
"Oh, but you're only going to leave me."
Kenny Speaks:   "Ah, God damnit!"

[ running from Yanogapa, Kelly falls ]
"Ahhhh! Lenny!"
Kenny Speaks:   "I've gotcha. Let's go!"

"Larry, if we make it out of this, I want to be your girlfriend, even if we do live in different places. I don't care."
Kenny Speaks:   "Oh, okay!"

"Okay, Benny, in order for our long distance relationship to work, we'll have to call each other every other day."
Kenny Speaks:   "Okay, I can do that."

Spontaneous Combustion - #302 e033

"Dammit, what the hell is wrong with everybody?"
"That is the fifth store we've been kicked out of. Why is it so hard to get an erection?"
Kenny Speaks:   "I know, thats what I say."

[ walking down the street ]
"I just want an erection so I can give it to my Mom."
"What?"
Kenny Speaks:   "See ya guys, I gotta catch the bus."
"Oh, where you going to go Kenny, you going to see your little girlfriend again?"
"Mmmph mmff mmum"
"Dude, you spend way to much time with that girl ..."

Insinuation:   Kenny says goodbye.
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1. "Yes, I'm gonna fuck her" [ Kyle J. ]
2. "Yeah, you guys. Seriously."

Chef 's Mama - #303 e034

[ at office looking for Chef ]
"He's a big guy with a beard."
"And a chef hat."
Kenny Speaks:   "And a really big dick."

[ in Cartman's room ]
"Here! Here! Look at this! It says "The Succubus enchants it's victim with an eerie melody. This is the Succubi power. Only playing this melody backwards can vanquish the Succubus power"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"I don't know."
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey, you guys! You guys, I think I know precisely what it's saying. It says that we've gotta go and find a pile of records and get the one that has the entire lyrics, and then we gotta get into learning to rearrange them."
"Right."
Kenny Speaks:   "And then we gotta go down and get a piece of paper and write down each one of the words we sang on the tape deck. And then, sing it back again!"
"Yeah."
Kenny Speaks:   "That's what that means!"
"Oh!"

[ helping with the tape deck before Succubus lands on him ]
"I can't see anything!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Wait!"

Jakovsauras - #305 e035

".... that game show is a fix."
"Cartman wait."
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey guys wait up for me..."
[ bear runs off with Kenny ]

Tweek vs Craig - #304 e036

"Welcome to Home Economics. For the next week you will be learning how to bake, sew, clean and make things that are lacy & pretty.
Kenny Speaks:   "Yipee!"

[ teacher goes on to explain why to take the class ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Woo-who!"

[ on the playground ]
"Well, well, well, look who's here, our little Home Ec friend Kenny."
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey guys, what's up?"
"Why do you want to take Home Ec Kenny?

[ bunch of girls walk by and say "Hi" to Kenny ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Hello."

[ back in Home Ec class ]
"Now Kenny how about you try? I can't make love to you until we get a king size bed."
Kenny Speaks:   "I can't make love to you until we get a king size bed."

"Ok, Kenny, could I talk to you over here real quick?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Sure, ok."

"I'm not sure Home Ec isn't right for you."
Kenny Speaks:   "Why?"

"... I don't think the odds of you marrying a rich man are very good."
Kenny Speaks:   "You don't."

[ she says Kenny has to go ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Shop class?"

Kenny Speaks:   "Oh no! I don't want to go to Shop class."
[ various power tools dance around in his head ]

[ he goes to Shop class and walks in when Mr. Alder is on table saw ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey, is this Shop class?"

[ Mr. Alder crables Kenny in his arms ]
"Oh just don't stand there call an ambulance. You see, you see what happens when you screw around in Shop class?"
Kenny Speaks:   "I'm ok."

Sexual Harassment Panda - #306 e037

Cat Orgy - #307 e038

Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub - #308 e039

Jewbilee - #309 e040

[ when they ask their names ]
"Kyle Broflovski."
Kenny Speaks:   "Kenny McCormick."
"What?"
"Uh, Kenny McHeinenberg."

[ walking around at camp ]
Kenny Speaks:   "What's this?"
"This is where the elders meet. Nobody's allowed to go in there when they're having a meeting."

[ Kenny and the others get inducted ]
Kenny repeats what they say.

[ at the campfire ]
"Come on, Kenny. You have to get in the circle."
Kenny Speaks:   "What are we going to fuck'n do?"
"This is when we all stand in the circle and pray to Moses for guidance during Jewbilee."
Kenny Laughs:   "F_ck'n stupid."
"It is not stupid, Kenny! This is my faith and you shouldn't make fun of it!"

[ they continue praying ]
"Ommmmmm...."
Kenny Speaks:   "What was that?"
"Shhh. Shut up, Kenny!"
[ giant head appears out of fire ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Jesus Christ, it's God!"
22."No, that's Moses."
Kenny Speaks:   "Uh oh!"

[ Moses notices Kenny ]
"This child here is not kosher."
Kenny Speaks:   "Uh oh!"

[ on the road Kenny tries to flag down a car ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Help, help, help!"
[ several ATF vans pass by ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Fuck!"

[ at cub birthday party in cave ]
"Yeah. So his mommy brought us all over to play with him."
Kenny Speaks:   "Awe!"

[ and then no OMGTKK... which seems to be normal for Season 3 ]

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - #312 e041

"They roam these docks with their swords and hook hands looking for victims to cut up!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Aagh!"
"That's just an old legend!"
"Rraaagh!"
[ at same time as Stan & Kyle ] Kenny Speaks:   "Aaaaaagh!"

"Dude, she's perfect! She only died like three months ago, right?"
"Are you insane?"
"I think that's a sweet idea!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yeah! "
"Dude! We're not digging up my Grandma! I'll get in trouble!"

"Wait til you guys see my costume! It's gonna be sweet!"
Kenny Speaks:   "I can't wait till you guys see mine."
"Ah, c'mon, Kenny! You never have a sweet costume! You're not gonna win the costume contest!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yes I will! I've got the hottest costume ever! Yesterday, I went to the store and I picked it out and..."

[ @ the docks in ED-209 costume ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey guys, check out this kickass costume."

"Hey, Kenny!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Oh man!"

"And the winner of the Costume Contest is Wendy for her Chewbacca costume! Come on up, Wendy!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Aaw."

[ snowspeeders attack Kenny ]
Kenny Speaks:   "What are these? What the fuck is this?"

Chinpoko Mon - #310 e042

[ @ bus stop ]
"Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my Chuchu Nesbi for your Pengon!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Fuck you!"
"Goddammit! You're supposed to trade, little asshole! Gimmie Pengon!"

[ @ Cartman's house playing video - at same time as Stan & Cartman ]
Kenny Speaks:   "To destroy the Evil Power!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Whoa!"
Kenny Speaks:   "We must buy them all!"

Hooked On Monkey Fonics - #313 e043

[ @ Cartman's house with Fonics Monkey ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey, can I have that?"

[ Fonics Monkey attacks Kenny ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey! Ow! Aaagh!"

Starvin' Marvin In Space - #311 e044

"Run for it!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Hey guys wait for me."
[ trips on a rock ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Ooph!"
"Kenny!"
"Forget him! He's done for!"
" He's not done for! He's standing right there!"
Kenny Speaks:   "You guys, wait for me."
"No! No! He's done for! C'mon!"

[ @ Feed the Children Foundation ]
"Oh, that won't be a problem, Miss Struthers! We have collateral!"
Kenny Speaks:   "I wanna get out of here."

The Red Badge Of Gayness - #314 e045

"Yes! enjoy your freedom, gentlemen! Soon, you will be my propertah! Come, Kenny! Come fight for us and I'll make sure you get lots of plunder and womens!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Whoo hoo!"

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - #315 e046

Are You There God? It's Me Jesus - #316 e047

"Well, maybe we'll get ours soon too! I'm gonna go see if I'm bleeding out my ass!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Me too."

[ Kenny looks in toilet ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Whoohoo! Whoohoo!"

[ at the Pharmacy ]
Kenny Speaks:   "You guys! You guys, I did it! I got my very own period!"

"You got your period too, Kenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yeah, it was awesome! I was just sitting down and then I got my period!"

"Well, welcome to the club, Kenny! You got your period, so now you're a man! We can hang out together on New Year's Eve! But first, you need to buy some maxipads to stuff in the back of your pants so you don't get blood on your underwear!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Whoohoo!"

"Look! Kenny and I are mature now! We can't spend New Year's Eve with a couple of kids! Did you get your maxipads, Kenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "No. All I got was a tampon."
"Tampon?! What's a tampon?"
Kenny Speaks:   "It's like a dildo, you stick it up your ass."
"Ew! Doesn't that hurt?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yeah ough!"

[ in Cartman's treehouse ]
"Goddess Moon? GODDESS MOON?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Damnit, here!"

"I think Clyde is kinda cool, but Craig is definitely cooler than Clyde!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yes, I agree. I think Craig is cooler than Clyde. There doesn't seem to be a doubt."

"Nothing! Um! Ahem! My period is really...uh! Uh! My period is going swimmingly!"
"Okay! That makes sense! Mine's going swimmingly too!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Mine too."

"Now, the word is spirituality. I believe that the goddess in me is more spirituality because..."
Kenny Speaks:   "Oouugghh!"
"Quiet, Kenny! The goddess lives in all of us and has..."
Kenny Speaks:   "Oh, ough!"
"Goddammit, Kenny! Shut the hell up!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Aaaaagh!"
[ Kenny explodes ]
"Whoa, dude!"

Worldwide Recorder Concert - #317 e048

[ on the bus trying to find the Brown Noise ]
"Okay! How 'bout this one, Kenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Uh un.

"No? How 'bout this?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Nope."

"How 'bout this one, Kenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Nuh un!"

"Oh yeah?! Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me! Huh! Yeah!"
"Y'guys, what's a queef?"
"Kenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "I don't know!"

"Hey! That's it, Kenny! Maybe Kenny G can show us where ninety-two cents below the lowest E flat is, then we'll know the Brown Noise!"
Kenny Speaks:   "Yeah!"

" The Brown Noise! Kenny and me found the Brown Noise! Here! Look! Look! Look! Okay! Let's see! Okay? Okay! Okay! Ready, Kenny?"
Kenny Speaks:   "Ready."

[ Cartman plays the Brown Noise ]
Kenny Speaks:   "Aw! [ crapping ] What the fuck you that for?"

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