LEGEND Text Colors = Cartman ~ Stan ~ Kyle ~ Kenny ~ Butters ~ Others ~

NOTE: The following translations were obtained by listening to my "Special Recordings"
The ones that have not been translated and still be tried. Listen for yourself and then talk to Brick Wall to share translation.

Not Without My Anus - #201 e014 ( Fan Joke - April's Fool )

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut - #202 e015 ( Emergency Filler )

[ the rest are from the walkie talkie conversations ]

"Team B, Come in Team B."
"This is Team B."

"We found another path to the generator. There's actually a nice heated walkway to it so you don't need to walk through all that sewage."
"You fucking belly-ache, you actually know its your ass, fucking fine!"
Other Guess: "You stupid fucken jelly ass dip shity fucken bitch!"

"Listen Team B, you should be seeing a large drift of snow with metal sticking out of it just to your left."
"Yep it sure is, say you?"
"Good, head towards it. Team A out." "Big Jim I'm near the cylinder."
"Roger Team B. He's reached the generator."
Other Guess: "Have you ever had sex?"

"Team B, can you see the 2 copper nodes?"
"Roger"

"Now is there a wire connecting them?"
"Na-un"

"Once these lights flicker out all the patients on life support are going to die."
I'll fucking do it!   [translated by Jocelyn L.]
NO KENNY YOU CAN'T!

Ike's Wee Wee - #204 e016

[ when Kenny fell into grave ]
"Whew, man don't dro..aaaahh!"

ChickenLover - #203 e017

[ after loud chicken squeel ]
"What was that?"

[ Deputy Cartman goes to Kenny's house ]
"Hi Cartman."

[ when ChickenLover dude shot gun ]
~* bang *~
"President Nixon shot me."
Other Guess: "Oh, it's just a stunt gun."

Conjoined Fetus Lady - #205 e018

The Mexican Starring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - #206 e019

Flashbacks - #207 e020

"Hey guys, I remember we had to use karate."
"Oh yeah, I remember that."
Other Guess: "Hey guys, remember the time Death was after me?"

"I remember it was a long time ago and it took, like more than two hours."
Other Guess: "I remember it was a loooooong time ago, and Death came riding after us on a trike."

[ then in the flashback, Kenny fights Death ]
"..take that, and that, that, goddamn, that..."

[ after the story, it was easy to hear ]
"Now thats what I call a sticky situation"

"Yeah but the monster outside couldn't be Death because Death only touches you, it doesn't eat you."
"Screw you!"
"Well, who really cares about monsters outside? As long as we stay on bus it can't hurt us, right?

Summer Sucks - #208 e021

"Kenny! Watch out!"
"AAAHH! Hey you guys, I don't really want to die, I was going to tell you... AAHH!"

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls - #209 e022

"Can't believe I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend."
"She's not my girlfriend."
"I can get you a girlfriend."
"Sick, Kenny."
Other Guess: "When she fucks you she sure is."

"They should project the movies on Cartman's ass."
"No, but that'ld be like IMAX."
"Ok thats enough fat ass jokes for this week."
"Mmmph mmff mmum"
~* Stan, Kyle & Kenny laugh *~

Insinuation:   another fatass joke
{ Cartman's ass is so fucking fat his family ... }

Other Guesses:
"Cartman's ass is so big it has its own Government and Congressmen."
"Cartman's ass is so big it can take up a room the size of the Santa Maria."

Chickenpox - #210 e023

[ then Kenny comes out ]
"Hello guys, what's going on?"

[ at dinner after prayer ]
"Amen!"

[ next 2 are when they were in Kenny's bedroom ]
"Argh, you have rats in your house too Kenny?"
"Uh-hun!"

"I don't think its very healthy to sleep with rats."
"Maybe them rats don't want to play with you then."
"Oh!"

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Food - #211 e024

Insinuation:   A nasty, perverted haiku.

Other Guesses:
"I like girls with titties, I like girls with moist viginas, I like girls who fuck." [ can't be this one = 5 - 8 - 5 ]
"I'm getting a blowjob. She is making me discharge. That is how you fuck." [ not quite = 6 - 7 - 5 ]
"When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to fuck." [ very possible = 5 - 7 - 5 ]
"I got a blowjob, then I started to discharge, what a way to fuck." (rachie) [ this is good = 5 - 7 - 5 ]

[ when class was asked about a volunteer ]
"Me too!"

[ next 4 are when they were inside the Planetarium ]

"Kenny you go out there and tell us what you see."
"Ok! Mmm hmmm."

"Oh shit!"

"Whoa dude!"

"AAAAAHHHHH!"

Clubhouses - #212 e025

[ when at Stan & Kyle's clubhouse with Cartman ]
"Fine!"

"No Kenny, you can't look I'm the foreman."
"Mmmph mmff mmum"
"Because Kenny, your family is poor, you have to be the worker."

Insinuation:   Kenny wants to see the blueprints.

Other Guesses:
"I would like to see the fucking blueprints, right now." {Therisse M.)
"Why the fuck can't I look at the fucking blueprints?"
"Why the fuck do I have to do everything while you just sit around?"
"Why do I have to do the work when you're the foreman?"

"Kenny my mom says you can go get carpeting in the livingroom now."
"Fuck you, you little fuck head!"
"And stop your bitchin!"

"Don't forget you need to cut school early and wait for the hot tub, kay."
"Fresh out!"

[ next 3 are when Kenny and Cartman admire their work ]

"Look at it Kenny, it is the greatest clubhouse ever built."
"Un-huh!"

"And we built it with our own hands. Now all we need is chicks, Kenny."
"Yeah!"

"Alright you go find chicks, Kenny."
"Why do I have to go find chicks?"

"Did you find any chicks, Kenny?"
"Un-huh!"

Cow Days - #213 e026

"Give him your food stamps, Kenny."
"Na uh!"

"Com'on dude, I can do it, I'm sure."
"These are my fucking food stamps, how am I gonna eat without any food stamps?"

[ after Kyle hit bull's balls with a snowball ]
"Oh my god, they killed Cartman!"

"Hey, where's Cartman?"
"Aw hell!"
"He ran away!"

"Kenny you go find Cartman. We got to sign him up for the bull ride."
"Okay."

"Kenny, where the hell is Cartman?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen him."

"He's up in like 20 minutes."
"I know! Alright!"

"Dude, that bull is goin to kill him."
"Go help him Kenny."
"Na uh, I'm not going in ...."

Chef Aid - #214 e027

Spooky Fish - #215 e028

[ after his Mom smacks him ]
"Ow, bitch!"

[ after Evil Cartman visits Kenny's house ]
"Wasn't that your fatass friend Kenny?"
"Uh huh!"

[ at table carving squash ]
"It's all I could find."

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson - #216 e029 ( Xmas Special 1998 )

[ at the Mall after they ask Charlie where Kenny is ]
"Hey guys, let's go."

Gnomes - #217 e030

"Tweak, Tweak, you can always go on welfare. Look at Kenny's family, they're perfectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny?"
"Fuck you!"
"Heh heh, you suck Kenny."

When they were in room, wired on coffee, bouncing off the walls, Kenny just yells.

[ commercial on TV about Prop10 ]
"I don't like big corporations."
"I like small businesses."
"I believe in the family owned enterprise."
"If you're poor then its pretty pitiful."
"Aaaaaah!"

Prehistoric Ice Man - #218 e031

"This guy rules!"
"Yeah pretty cool!"
"I told you guys."

"Good job Cartman, you killed Kyle."
"You bastard!"

"Kenny who found the Ice Man?"
"I think you'll have to flip for it."

[ Officer Barbrady doing one potato, two potato, and asks for a color ]
"Blue!"

"Uh oh!"

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