Who Killed Kenny?

Omigod! They Killed Kenny!
You Bastard!
Who is they?

This is the first place that answers WHO killed Kenny.
Other Sites will tell you HOW Kenny died but not WHO is the "bastard".

~*NEWS FLASH*~
SouthParkStudios puts on a Fan Poll "WHO KILLED KENNY?" Season 15B Oct.-Nov., 2011
Hmmm, where'd they get the idea? Yeah Kick-Ass! Anyways, here are the Top 15:

#1 = It Was About Shoes!? Wendy and Stan tell Kyle about the falsified list just as he's about to burn the school down. Bebe shows up with a gun, some attitude and a pair of shoes. The police show up just in time, for everyone except Kenny. Ep1114 The List
#2 = What Handkerchief? The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction. Ep1401 Sexual Healing (funeral)
#3 = Inside the World of Warcraft While playing World of Warcraft, the boys' characters get inexplicably killed by what appears to be one tough badass. Ep1008 Make Love, Not Warcraft
#4 = Another Funeral For Kenny Kenny probably should have kept the purity ring on. Ep1301 The Ring
#5 = A Berry Nice Ending Mintberry Crunch defeats the evil Cthulhu, saves the world, and rescues his trusty hero companions. Ep1413 Coon vs Coon & Friends
#6 = Debate Research Cartman and Wendy work on their debate and seem to warm up to each other. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle's team is having trouble getting motivated. Ep0408 Chef Goes Nanners
#7 = What The Hell Is Going On?! A melting Mr. Jefferson chases down the boys for a special play time. Ep0807 The Jeffersons
#8 = You Crazy Bastard! The Coon Friends are trapped in another dimension and Mysterion tries to find a way out. Ep1413 Coon vs. Coon & Friends
#9 = Chef Aid The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono. Ep0214
#10 = I Can't Die Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks. Ep1414 Coon vs. Coon & Friends
#11 = Oprah Oprah saves the quints; meanwhile, Kenny is killed in Romania despite his popularity. Ep0403 Quintuplets 2000
#12 = Oh My God, I Killed Kenny! The boys take up some chainsaws for a good ol' fashion zombie slaughter fest. Ep0107 Pinkeye
#13 = A Tight Virgin Flower Krazy Kenny attempts the impossible...6 hours in Miss Crabtree's vagina. Ep0415 Fat Camp
#14 = Level 60 Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell on his PSP until he reaches level 60, at which time he is hit by an ice cream truck. Ep0904 Best Friends Forever
#15 = Kenny Combusts Kyle's parents have been fighting because Kyle's dad can't get an erection. Kenny sudenly catches fire and dies. Ep0302 Spontaneous Combustion

AND THE BASTARD IS...
They didn't kill Kenny in last episode of Season 5, all of Season 6, 10 & 12.
Kenny was killed once in Season 7, 8, 11, twice in 9 & thrice in Season 13.
Out of the 83 times, Kenny was the bastard 23 times, by accident, of course. ( + 4 more from the COMIC days = 87 total through Season 15 )

#1314 = PIPI SPLASHTOWN OWNER
( he drown in a tsunami of pee )
[ technically it was Cartman for taking them to PiPi Splashtown ]

#1310 = HIMSELF -23
( he picked up the rocket that sparked on and flew up into an explosion of fireworks )*1 *7
[ technically it was Coach Connors for firing the rocket ]

#1301 = HIMSELF -22
( he got syphillis from Tammy after a BJ in TGI Friday parking lot ) *1 *6

#1114 = BEBE & WENDY *1 *5
[ BEBE becomes a serial-killer ]

#904 = ICE CREAM TRUCK DRIVER
[ technically it was GOD, he wanted Kenny to fight Hell's Demons ] *4

#903 = CHINESE MAFIA

#807 = MR. JEFFERSON ( aka Michael Jackson )

#715 = PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA
[ technically it was KYLE, for getting them to go to Canada ] *1
NOTE: this death is still seen in Season 10, 11 Theme/Intro Song

#513 = HOSPITAL DOCTORS
[ technically it was MATT & TREY, trying to kill Kenny for last time ] *5

#512 = CARTMAN
{ playing Roshambo } *1 *6

#511 = KYLE
{ he took them all to the Airport trying to get rid of Cousin-Kyle } *1

#510 = MOTORCYCLE RIDER
[ technically it was CARTMAN for having Kenny follow him across the street ] *1

#509 = U.S. SPECIAL FORCES - dropped bomb that filled him with holes
[ technically it was STAN wanting to return the goat ] *1{wasn't in American}

#508 = HIMSELF -21
{ he can't hang on to Kyle and falls into tank of acid } *1

#507 = BEBE ( she threw the boomerang )
[ technically it was MS.CHOKSONDIK for scaring girls about sex ] *1

#506 = HIMSELF -20
{ Kenny stands up in car of MINE SHAFT and gets a pole right in the face } *1

#505 = nobody -13 ( Carl whacked off Kenny's arms and legs but Kenny did not die )
[ Stan says his line and Kyle said his too, but not at the same time ]

#501 = CARTMAN
[ technically it was SCOTT for making the movie of Cartman ] *1 *4

#504 = HIMSELF -19 { by drowning - mass suicide }
[ technically it was KYLE for staying in the Blaine-Cult ]

#503 = nobody -12 ( giant eagle takes Kenny away ) *1 *6

#502 = HIMSELF -18

#417 = MR. HANKEY ( that piece of shit! )

#416 = JOHN ELWAY
[ technically it was CARTMAN (M-word idea) & KIDS (for getting rid of parents) ]

#415 = nobody -11 ( Kenny was in jail, not in Ms.Crabtree )

#405 = nobody -10 ( he wasn't in this one )

#414 = CARTMAN ( drops the stage light on Kenny )

#413 = CARTMAN ( for keeping the Trapper Keeper )
[ CARTMAN becomes serial-killer ]

#412 = SWAT ( put Kenny on dolly 0
[ technically it was the 2 NERDS for rigging up Timmy's chair ]

#411 = nobody -9 ( was in Mexico but didn't die )

#410 = nobody -8 ( hit by bus but found to be alive in Mexico afterall )

#409 = HIMSELF -17 ( standing under the elevator )
[ technically it was CARTMAN for starting band ]

#408 = HIMSELF -16 ( eats antacid & drinks water )

#407 = HIMSELF -15 ( piano falls )
[ technically it was STAN for being so concerned about Kyle ]

#406 = HIMSELF -13 ( ambulance backs up )

#403 = ATF POLICE

#404 = CARTMAN

#401 = STAN & KYLE & HIMSELF -14 ( they made the brick-kid )
[ STAN & KYLE become serial-killers ]

#402 = LOOGIE
[ technically it was HIMSELF -13 for hopping into a hole & drowning ] *1

#317 = KIDS
[ technically it was CARTMAN for finding the brown note ]

#316 = HIMSELF -12 ( put tampon up his butt )

#315 = HIMSELF -11 ( chandelier falls )

#314 = NATIONAL GUARDSMAN

#311 = nobody -7 ( CIA puts in carbonite, freezing him )

#313 = PHONICS MONKEY
[ technically it was MS.CARTMAN, she bought monkey ]

#310 = HIMSELF -10

#312 = HIMSELF -9

#309 = MOSES

#308 = nobody -6 ( he wasn't in this episode )

#307 = nobody -5 ( he wasn't in this episode )

#306 = JIMMY THE FALCON ( gave Kenny the magnet )

#304 = TWEEK & CRAIG
[ technically it was the HOMEEC TEACHER for sending him to shop class ]

#305 = HIMSELF -8 ( surprise bear attack )

#303 = SUCCUBUS
[ technically it was CHEF for falling in love with Veronica ]

#302 = HIMSELF -7 ( holding in farts )

#301 = nobody -4 ( he was revived )

#218 = HIMSELF -6 ( didn't jump off moving sidewalk )

#217 = GNOMES

#216 = NEBRASKA POLICE

#215 = SPOOKY FISH
[ technically it was AUNT FLO ] *1

#214 = OZZY OSBOURNE

#213 = A BULL & CARTMAN
[ technically it was KYLE for throwing snowball at bull balls ]

#212 = TEENAGERS ( mash pit @ Cartman's clubhouse )

#211 = STAN & KYLE ( in Plane_arium )

#210 = HIMSELF -5 ( he just died in the hospital bed )

#209 = MOVIEGOERS ( trampled outside the Bijou )

#208 = MAYOR ( burning snake ) & HIMSELF -4 ( as baby with firecracker ) *2

#207 = STAN ( it was his dream )
[ technically it was nobody -3 ]

#206 = AUDIENCE MEMBER on Jesus & Pals

#205 = CHINESE KID ( playing dodgeball )

#203 = HIMSELF -3 ( tree falls on him ) *1

#204 = HIMSELF -2 ( walks into an open grave )
[ KENNY becomes serial-killer ]

#202 = DOCTOR *3

#201 = nobody -2 ( he wasn't in this episode )

#113 = TRAIN ENGINEER

#112 = HIMSELF -1 ( strangled by a teterball )

#111 = MS. ELLEN

#108 = JIMBO

#110 = nobody -1 ( first time he lived )

#109 = TURKEYS

#107 = RUSSIANS & ZOMBIE-KYLE

#106 = DEATH

#105 = STAN CLONE

#104 = COWBOY FOOTBALL TEAM

#103 = NED

#102 = MR. GARRISON

#101 = OFFICER BARBRADY
[ technically it was the VISITORS ]

**AND THE BASTARD IS...**
They didn't kill Kenny in last episode of Season 5, all of Season 6, 10 & 12. Kenny was killed once in Season 7, 8, 11, twice in 9 & thrice in Season 13. Out of the 83 times, Kenny was the bastard 23 times, by accident, of course. ( + 4 more from the COMIC days = 87 total through Season 15 )
#1314 = PIPI SPLASHTOWN OWNER ( he drown in a tsunami of pee ) [ technically it was Cartman for taking them to PiPi Splashtown ]
#1310 = HIMSELF -23 ( he picked up the rocket that sparked on and flew up into an explosion of fireworks )1 7 [ technically it was Coach Connors for firing the rocket ]
#1301 = HIMSELF -22 ( he got syphillis from Tammy after a BJ in TGI Friday parking lot ) 1 6
#1114 = BEBE & WENDY 1 5 [ BEBE becomes a serial-killer ]
#904 = ICE CREAM TRUCK DRIVER [ technically it was GOD, he wanted Kenny to fight Hell's Demons ] *4
#903 = CHINESE MAFIA
#807 = MR. JEFFERSON ( aka Michael Jackson )
#715 = PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA [ technically it was KYLE, for getting them to go to Canada ] 1 NOTE: this death is still seen in Season 10, 11 Theme/Intro Song*
#513 = HOSPITAL DOCTORS [ technically it was MATT & TREY, trying to kill Kenny for last time ] *5
#512 = CARTMAN { playing Roshambo } 1 6
#511 = KYLE { he took them all to the Airport trying to get rid of Cousin-Kyle } *1
#510 = MOTORCYCLE RIDER [ technically it was CARTMAN for having Kenny follow him across the street ] *1
#509 = U.S. SPECIAL FORCES - dropped bomb that filled him with holes [ technically it was STAN wanting to return the goat ] *1{wasn't in American}
#508 = HIMSELF -21 { he can't hang on to Kyle and falls into tank of acid } *1
#507 = BEBE ( she threw the boomerang ) [ technically it was MS.CHOKSONDIK for scaring girls about sex ] *1
#506 = HIMSELF -20 { Kenny stands up in car of MINE SHAFT and gets a pole right in the face } *1
#505 = nobody -13 ( Carl whacked off Kenny's arms and legs but Kenny did not die ) [ Stan says his line and Kyle said his too, but not at the same time ]
#501 = CARTMAN [ technically it was SCOTT for making the movie of Cartman ] 1 4
#504 = HIMSELF -19 { by drowning - mass suicide } [ technically it was KYLE for staying in the Blaine-Cult ]
#503 = nobody -12 ( giant eagle takes Kenny away ) 1 6
#502 = HIMSELF -18
#417 = MR. HANKEY ( that piece of shit! )
#416 = JOHN ELWAY [ technically it was CARTMAN (M-word idea) & KIDS (for getting rid of parents) ]
#415 = nobody -11 ( Kenny was in jail, not in Ms.Crabtree )
#405 = nobody -10 ( he wasn't in this one )
#414 = CARTMAN ( drops the stage light on Kenny )
#413 = CARTMAN ( for keeping the Trapper Keeper ) [ CARTMAN becomes serial-killer ]
#412 = SWAT ( put Kenny on dolly 0 [ technically it was the 2 NERDS for rigging up Timmy's chair ]
#411 = nobody -9 ( was in Mexico but didn't die )
#410 = nobody -8 ( hit by bus but found to be alive in Mexico afterall )
#409 = HIMSELF -17 ( standing under the elevator ) [ technically it was CARTMAN for starting band ]
#408 = HIMSELF -16 ( eats antacid & drinks water )
#407 = HIMSELF -15 ( piano falls ) [ technically it was STAN for being so concerned about Kyle ]
#406 = HIMSELF -13 ( ambulance backs up )
#403 = ATF POLICE
#404 = CARTMAN
#401 = STAN & KYLE & HIMSELF -14 ( they made the brick-kid ) [ STAN & KYLE become serial-killers ]
#402 = LOOGIE [ technically it was HIMSELF -13 for hopping into a hole & drowning ] *1
#317 = KIDS [ technically it was CARTMAN for finding the brown note ]
#316 = HIMSELF -12 ( put tampon up his butt )
#315 = HIMSELF -11 ( chandelier falls )
#314 = NATIONAL GUARDSMAN
#311 = nobody -7 ( CIA puts in carbonite, freezing him )
#313 = PHONICS MONKEY [ technically it was MS.CARTMAN, she bought monkey ]
#310 = HIMSELF -10
#312 = HIMSELF -9
#309 = MOSES
#308 = nobody -6 ( he wasn't in this episode )
#307 = nobody -5 ( he wasn't in this episode )
#306 = JIMMY THE FALCON ( gave Kenny the magnet )
#304 = TWEEK & CRAIG [ technically it was the HOMEEC TEACHER for sending him to shop class ]
#305 = HIMSELF -8 ( surprise bear attack )
#303 = SUCCUBUS [ technically it was CHEF for falling in love with Veronica ]
#302 = HIMSELF -7 ( holding in farts )
#301 = nobody -4 ( he was revived )
#218 = HIMSELF -6 ( didn't jump off moving sidewalk )
#217 = GNOMES
#216 = NEBRASKA POLICE
#215 = SPOOKY FISH [ technically it was AUNT FLO ] *1
#214 = OZZY OSBOURNE
#213 = A BULL & CARTMAN [ technically it was KYLE for throwing snowball at bull balls ]
#212 = TEENAGERS ( mash pit @ Cartman's clubhouse )
#211 = STAN & KYLE ( in Plane_arium )
#210 = HIMSELF -5 ( he just died in the hospital bed )
#209 = MOVIEGOERS ( trampled outside the Bijou )
#208 = MAYOR ( burning snake ) & HIMSELF -4 ( as baby with firecracker ) *2
#207 = STAN ( it was his dream ) [ technically it was nobody -3 ]
#206 = AUDIENCE MEMBER on Jesus & Pals
#205 = CHINESE KID ( playing dodgeball )
#203 = HIMSELF -3 ( tree falls on him ) *1
#204 = HIMSELF -2 ( walks into an open grave ) [ KENNY becomes serial-killer ]
#202 = DOCTOR *3
#201 = nobody -2 ( he wasn't in this episode )
#113 = TRAIN ENGINEER
#112 = HIMSELF -1 ( strangled by a teterball )
#111 = MS. ELLEN
#108 = JIMBO
#110 = nobody -1 ( first time he lived )
#109 = TURKEYS
#107 = RUSSIANS & ZOMBIE-KYLE
#106 = DEATH
#105 = STAN CLONE
#104 = COWBOY FOOTBALL TEAM
#103 = NED
#102 = MR. GARRISON
#101 = OFFICER BARBRADY [ technically it was the VISITORS ]

*1 = nobody said, "Omigod, they killed Kenny"
*2 = Kenny died twice
*3 = Kenny seen reborn
*4 = Kenny's ghost seen going to heaven
*5 = Kenny's blood and/or guts splattered
*6 = don't actually see the killing but it is assumed
*7 = classic line "OMG, tkK! YB!" utter in spanish/non-english

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