Celebrities can be found in every South Park episode.
A celebrity, George Clooney, was responsible for getting South Park on the map by distributing the Xmas-Card-Video 'Spirit of Christmas'
to his friends. George was also the first celebrity to do a guest voice ( more like a growl & bark ) as SPARKY, Stan's gay dog.
Matt & Trey are celebrities too.
Celebrities in South Park appear in several different forms, which I have broken down into four basic groups.
TRASHED - ones that were ripped on
UNTRASHED - ones that were guests or in credits
MENTIONED - ones that were spoken by characters
UNMENTIONED - ones that appear as text or pic
In some cases there is a cross-over, where a celebrity is trashed and mentioned but may only get listed once.
TRASHED
DAVID CARUSO
"We needed a career which was tanking," says Trey, adding the joke was pre-Michael Hayes.
"It's the best pubicity I had all year," said David.
David Caruso Interview [ OnSat - Sarah Woodward ]
"Are you a fan of 'South Park'?"
"I am. I was supposed to do an episode. I was supposed to be the Thanksgiving turkey, this
psychotic turkey, but we couldn't work it out. I hope to get a chance to in the future. I think it's great."
"What did you think of the episode where one of the kids tells his little brother, Ike, to
do his impersonation of your career, and Ike does a nosedive?"
"I heard it was really funny. I heard it was great. You know if you're in the mix, culturally
speaking, that's where you want to be. Now, if I were left out of 'South Park,' I'd be more concerned."
[ what a great attitude! they gave Jerry Seinfeld a chance to do the Turkey too, but he declined ]
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD
As Officer Barbrady might put it, nothing to say here!
ENYA
Matt says, "We were at this New Agey place, and they were playing Enya and it was driving us nuts."
TINA YOTHERS
"We were trying to come up with celebrities who might be dead but you wouldn't even know it," says Trey.
Mr. Garrison - Children, this year we have a celebrity judge, the star of 'Family Ties', Miss Tina Yothers.
Cartman - Who?
Kyle - Dude, I thought she was dead.
Stan - Yeh, me too.
After Wendy is announced winner and Tina put ribbon around neck...
Kyle - What? But she looks just like everybody else. Up yours Tina Yothers!
Tina responds :
[ TV Guide Online - 1/16/02 Family Ties vs South Park ]
"To be parodied on something like that show is a great thing. I could've been
offended by being a South Park character, because they're all three feet tall and three feet wide.
But I wasn't. Actually, I was introduced to Matt Stone at a club — he's the gentleman with
glasses and curly Afro hair. My friend just introduced me like, 'This is Tina. She's in a band.' So he
starts talking to me about how he loves music and wants to be in a band. Then, my friend comes back and
tells me, 'That's the creator of South Park.' So I go, 'No! Cool!' So I whispered into his ear, 'Up yours,
Tina Yothers!' That's their line from the show. So he took a step back like I was some freak, and then
it clicked. Then, he blamed the [parody] idea on his partner [Trey]."
[ talk about a fantastic attitude! and she looks HOT too! ]
EDWARD JAMES OLMAS
"Edward Olmas has such nice skin," Matt explained.
Mr. Garrison - Ok, the second place award for best costume goes to Kenny, for his Edward James Olmas costume.
SALLY STRUTHERS
"If you're going to do those ads and be that fat, you're setting yourself up," says Trey.
"She's too busy to have seen it. TV is not on her plate," said her Manager.
Sally Struthers - Here in the heart of Africa children are dying. Not from disease or war, but from hunger. I'm Sally Struthers. These children are in desperate need, and only you can help.
Stan - Hey, who's that fat chick?
Kyle - Sally Struthers dude, she used to be on 'Full House'.
Stan - Oh!
[ that was in Starvin' Marvin - #109, she also appeared in Mecha-Streisand - #112 and
was on the TV again in Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut - #113 and then seen in Starvin' Marvin in Space - #311 - all
of which has to be some sort of TRASHED RECORD or at least the only celeb to appear in 4 Eps. ]
PHILLIP GLASS
"I think it's great, Phillip is part of the pop-culture canon," said his Press Agent.
And now, South Park Elementary presents The Happy Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer Philip Glass.
Philip - As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. How like a turtle the sun looks...
Sheila - What the hell is this? This is horrible!
Priest - This is the most godawful piece of crap I've ever seen.
Cartman thought his crop-circle looked like TOM SELLECK
SCOTT BAIO gave Cartman an eye infection.
BRIAN BOITANO & VILLAGE PEOPLE were seen during the Big Gay Boat Ride.
HUGH GRANT
Oh no, I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.
RODNEY KING
Why, I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King.
JOHN STAMOS did a terrible job singing "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton-1975.
When studying Baroque Era singers NANCY SINATRA was one.
BARBRA STREISAND
First celebrity to have her name memorialized in an episode title = Mecha-Streisand - #112
In another episode, claiming to be broadcast in "Spooky Vision", we are treated to 4 different real-life photos, in each cornor of the screen, during the entire episode of Spooky Fish - #215.

In the Mecha-Streisand episode she appears as a cartoon and later turns into a Godzilla like Monster.
Several other celebrities try to defeat the Monster unsuccessfully until Robert Smith, from The Cure, saves the day.
Barbra Lashes Back Mirabella mag.
"I wonder if shows like 'South Park' and 'Beavis and Butt-head' don't add to the cynicism and negativity in our culture."
Then she goes on to talk about how beautiful she is... yada yada.
[ Chicago Sun-Times - March 6, 2002 South Park vs. Subway ]
"All the negativity in society," Stone said.
"All the negativity comes from us," Parker said. "And I've only been alive since 1971, so. ..."
PATRICK DUFFY was the leg of a creature called, Scuzzlebutt.
RICHARD NIXON was a scary poster put up on Halloween.
DON KING was Satan's Manager when boxing against Jesus.
NANCY KERRIGAN
Stan - Goddamnit Jesus, snap out of it! What would Nancy Kerrigan do, huh? Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't give up, when things looked their darkest, Nancy Kerrigan fought to be the best. She wouldn't stop until she was number one.
Kyle - Uh, Stan.
Stan - Nancy Kerrigan wouldn't settle for second best.
Kyle - Stan.
Stan - She wouldn't quit until she brought home the gold!
Kyle - Stan!
Stan - What!
Kyle - Nancy Kerrigan got the silver dude, she came in second.
Stan - Really?
Kyle - Yeh dude.
Stan - Oh, nevermind Jesus, Nancy Kerrigan sucks. |
and
Kyle - Well, I was just digging around and I was all like, dude, I found this triangle, and my friends were like, dude! And I was all, dude!
Cartman - And I told him, I said, Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts. But he didn't give it back to me, so I kicked him squa' in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan.
Kyle - You liar Cartman! |
[ mentioned in 2 seperate episodes ]
Mr. Garrison looked a lot like DAVID HASSELHOFF after his nose job.
Listening to INDIGO GIRLS may make you gay.
BOB SAGET was the host of America's Stupidest Home Videos show.
CELINE DEON made sweet-loving to Ugly Bob, alias Handsome Bob.
ERIC ROBERTS played the part of short Kevin, the assistant, and everyone ate him up.
BOB DENVER appeared on "Jesus & Pals" as a guest with nothing to say.
CARROT TOP appeared at PAULY SHORE'S FUNNY PIT doing a Barney impression and pissed in his pants.
BRETT FAVRE was in Green Bay in a sauna hitting on gay Mr. Hat.
LIAM NEESON has nothing to do but hang around film festivals.
FRED SAVAGE was ignored as a celebrity and is not a real person.
LEONARDO DI'CAPRIO
Kyle was mistakenly identified as Leonardo in one episode.
His pic was seen as a poster above Mr. Twig's bed.
He spent 4 hours spanking Cartman, as Ming Li, and showed up in his limo to thank Cartman for the good time.
When Cartman was making the Fingerbang Video, he wanted the girls to scream as if Leonardo was there.
Bebe - We wouldn't give a rat's ass if Leonardo DiCaprio came walking past us!
Other Girls - YEAH!
Cartman - Fine! Who would you go crazy for?
Girls - MATT LAUER! |
TOM HANKS
Appeared in a movie at the film festival, "Me And Mr. Hankey". Mr. Hankey was a monkey.
He is trying to save Mr. Hankey which is a parody of Saving Private Ryan
| Cartman - Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack. |
STEVE URKEL
Kyle - Cartman, what the hell is that?
Cartman - It's my Urkel sleeping bag. Isn't it kewl?
Kyle - No, it's not cool! |
ROBERT REDFORD likes to destory small mountain towns with a film festival.
RODGER EBERT
This is the second episode that memorializes a celebrity in the title, although not flatteringly.
Rodger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods - #211 had nothing to do with Rodger at all.
Dr. Adams points out the constellation Rodger Ebert and the stars look like his face but that is all.
[ rumor has it that Matt & Trey were unhappy with Rodger Ebert's thumbs-down-rating of South Park Movie: Bigger, Longer and Uncut ]
BILL COSBY is always eating pudding and also the name that an Android used to appear to be human.
In Ike's Wee Wee - #204 some dude in a car yells out:
"Hey Mackey, now we see what you and HOMER SIMPSON have in common. Dope! Hahahaha."
OJ SIMPSON is mentioned from time to time and the same white Bronco is seen too.
Reporter - Now on this fifteenth day of what is considered to be the most important trial of the day, Johnny Cochrane has appeared to defend capitalist records. The question now is will Cochrane use his famous Chewbacca defense?
Cartman - What's a Chewbacca defense?
Kyle - I don't know.
Stan - It's what Cochrane used in the O.J. Simpson trial.
Cartman - Goddamn I hate that Cochrane guy. If he was here in front of me, I'd be like hey you stupid son of a bitch you, I'll, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!
Kyle - I'm sure that would scare the hell out of him Cartman.
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Ep#214 - Mr.Hat was driving a white, Ford Bronco.
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 - #401 - Cartman tries to escape with Kenny's white Go-Go Bronco and TV helicopter follows the chase scene from above.
CHARLES MANSON
Becomes the 3rd. celebrity to be memorialized in the title, Merry Christmas Charlie Manson - #216
He is protrayed as a "nice" person who can sing and everybody likes him.
There is real-life video footage of the real Charles, real-life pics on the books in his cell and he appears as a cartoon character too.
This makes Charles TRASHED MENTIONED & UNMENTIONED, which has to be some sort of RECORD.
[ and Trey & Matt get creative with the Visitor making it appear as a tatoo on Charley's forehead ]
ROB REINER is low and despicable.
BOB DOLE is heard on the radio bragging about how he can get it up.
Someone heard that the singer, RICKY MARTIN is gay.
PAT ROBERSON is seen on TV asking for money and becomes the "bad guy" against Starvin' Marvin.
BACKSTREET BOYS
Kenny's Dad - What happened?! What killed him, doctor?
Doctor - Well, we found a tampon stuck up your child's ass! Apparently, he'd had it up there for several days! It plugged him up until he finally burst from the inside out like a ruptured septic tank!
Kenny's Mom - Oh, my God!
Doctor - My worry is that he could've been following some kind of crazy new fad! Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass because they've seen the Backstreet Boys doing it on TV or something!
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WHOOPIE GOLDBERG was making fun of Republicans.
[ which makes her a Democrat and how does Cartman feel about them? ]
NICK NOLTE was at the Nobel Prize Awards to present Randy Marsh with his.
PHIL COLLINS
There is a lot that can be said for PHIL appearing in South Park, "Dude, this is pretty fucked-up!"
[ basically, Trey and/or Mattt were really pissed that PHIL's song for TARZAN won an Emmy over Uncle Fucka.
In a dramatic show of "babyness" M&T ripped on PHIL. The reality of it all is that PHIL didn't decide his song was better, the "Academy"
did and the anger should have been directed at them, not PHIL. Remember the Pip episode? It was delayed for a long time and did have bits of Phil in it. I imagined the original Ep was a bit more harsh to Phil and the delay was due to not airing until changed. They still like to poke at Phil whenever they can but I wonder what that Ep was REALLY like at first. We'll never know! ]
When Flimore and Ike tied for votes to be Kindergarten Class President,
ROSIE O'DONNELL, came to help out.
Rosie - Okay, so then what we're going to do is count everybody's vote by hand, and after that, we're gonna go over the votes again manually, and then...
Hubert Garrison - Oh, STOP IT, STOP STOP IT! Look kids, we're all in this kindergarten class together. We have to respect one another or else we're in for a terrible school year.
Rosie - We're just making sure that the kids that voted for my nephew don't get cheated.
Hubert - Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew, so what about them? You don't give a crap about them because they're not on your side! People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time, but when it comes to Middle America, you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political enlightenment! WELL, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON TV DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW CRAP ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT! NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK ON FIRST CLASS AND RESPECT THIS CLASS'S RIGHT TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS! Oh, sorry I got a little off the subject, kids.
Rosie - How dare you! I will not be preached at by a country bumpkin! I'm leaving this podunk town, but in my place I'm gonna send more lawyers, statesmen and press than you have ever SEEN!
Hubert - Oh no, children, I think I've just made this a whole lot worse.
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Then Trapper-Keeper ate ROSIE O'DONNELL and got sick, allowing Kyle a chance to pull the CPU & stop Cartman-Trapper-Keeper.
Later, in same episode, we see JESSE JACKSON
Hubert Garrison - Okay, children, the lawyers for Ike's side have agreed with the lawyers on Filmore's side to hold another meeting regardng Form 22F. Do we all have that form?
Jesse - Is this the Kindergarten classroom?
Hubert - Jesse Jackson?
Jesse - That's right! I believe the African-American in your class were misrepresented!
Hubert - We don't have any African-Americans in our class!
Jesse - Oh! Bye. |
TRASHED MOVIES
When Tom (ep#111) asked if Mr. Garrison had seen CONTACT, Mr. G. gagged and puked.
Mr. Garrison tells the class about the first annual South Park film festival. (ep#209)
Wendy - Wow, cool!
Kyle - They're not gonna show that stupid ass GODZILLA movie are they?
Mr. Garrison - No no no Kyle. These are independent films.
Stan - Oh like INDEPENDENCE DAY? That sucked ass too.
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The scamps find Mr. Garrison scuba diving in the sewer. (ep#209)
Cartman - This is ridiculous. What the hell are we, the GOONIES?
Kyle - Yeah, we're the GOONIES Cartman. Why don't you pretend like you're the fat kid.
Cartman - Ok that does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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The idea of Mr. Hankey movie (ep#209) was said to be the next FREE WILLY.
TRASHED TV SHOWS
PEANUTS
In Ep#105 there is a "PIG-PEN" type character sitting in front row of classroom.
The music in Ep#208, when scamps get out of school is similar and episode plot is like It Was A Long Summer, Charlie Brown
When scamps form a band (ep#409), which had to be 5 members like N'SYNC, BACKSTREET BOYS, or NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK, the dude sitting at toy piano for auditions was SCHROEDER
Then the ultimate scene is when scamps watch them on TV (ep#417).
- A Charlie Brown Christmas -
Cartman - Oh, Jesus, not this thing again.
Stan - How come everyone in cartoons has such big heads?
Kyle - Jesus, this sucks! All they keep doin' is dancing around!
Cartman - Yeah, this thing really falls apart in the second act.
Stan - [ impersonating accent] And why is it that on Charlie Brown cartoons, everyone talks like this?
Cartman -My mom could make a better Christmas special than this!
Kyle - Hey, that's it. Oh, my God, that's totally it! It's so simple!
Stan - What, dude?
:- and the idea of "Spirit of Christmas" is born )~
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3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
~ Horny Kitty (ep#307) ~
Cartman - Hey! What're you doing?
Styler - Beat it, chubby!
Shelly - Go on, astro-turd!
Cartman - I'm gonna tell my mom on you!
Shelly - TURD ROCK FROM THE SUN!
Cartman - Hey! You ate all the pizza!
Shelly - We left you some crusts!
Cartman - That does it! I'm calling my mom right now and busting your ass!
Shelly - Guess again, Richard the turd!
Cartman - I am not gonna be bossed around by a chick! Maybe I'll just use my WILD WILD WEST techniques and get proof that Shelly had a boyfriend over.
:- but that was nothing, compared to what he does to Scott Tenorman later )~
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THE CROCODILE HUNTER
Again watching TV, the scamps get all excited about a guy sticking his thumb up a crocodile's butthole to really piss them off and sometimes only suffering a few scratches or a shattered left testicle. (ep#218)
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
~ The Gnomes (ep#217) ~
Stan - So lets figure out what to do it about.
Cartman - How about we do it on that Raymond guy on TV, you know Everybody Loves Raymond.
Kyle - No Cartman, we can't do it on Raymond again. It has to be on a current event in South Park. Tweek do you have any ideas.
Tweek - This is to much pressure.
Stan - Great. Lot of help you are, kid.
Tweek - The Gnomes!
Kyle - What?
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THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS
In Ep#214 when Chef couldn't raise enough money, music played and they showed Johnny Cochrane's heart grow 3 sizes.
In the mall during Ep#217 a TV is playing this show for all the happy shoppers.
FAT ALBERT
In Ep#212 a parody of this one was watched by the scamps instead of "Terrence & Phillip", called "FAT ABBOT".
Cartman refers to the parody in Ep#301 when lost in the rain forest.
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Cartman - Goddamn stupid hippie activist! I should be home, nestled in the couch with my little Kitty right now, watching Fat Abbot cartoons and...
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LOVE BOAT
~ Clubhouses (ep#212) -
Mr.Garrison - Well then Stanley, what did I just say?
Stan - Um, you said that even though Charlo appeared twelve times on the LOVE BOAT, the episode with Captain & Tennille got higher ratings.
Mr.Garrison - Well ok, I suppose you were paying attention. Anyway children the LOVE BOAT would go on for about 8 years. They tried to bring it back reasonably but it didn't work...
Kyle - Good guess dude!
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and
~ Chef's Mama (ep#303) ~
Kyle - It's great to have you back Chef!
Chef - Yeah, well, I learned a very important lesson this week.
[singing] - Sometimes you fall in love and you think it feels that way forever. You change your life and didn't know your friends cause you think it can't get any better. But then love goes away no matter what it doesn't stay as strong. And then you're left with nothing cause your tinking with your dong. So watch out for that LOVE AT. It can destroy like a typhoon wind. Just play it cool and don't be a fool...
Mr. Garrison - And never let poontang come between you and your friend.
Chef - Damn, that Garrison.
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and
~ Red Hot Catholic Love (ep#608) ~
When Father Maxi announces a cruise for the Alter Boys, Randy Marsh has a daydream in the fashion of LOVE BOAT opening scenes.
Real-life video shows the boat in port and departing with words, THE CATHOLIC BOAT and South Park characters as the actors.
Music is even the original LOVE BOAT theme song during this daydream. |
NIGHT COURT
Cartman - Ahem.... I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
we'd be laaaameee! I'm talking NIGHT COURT in a fifth season laaameeahhh!
When T.&P. were first shown on April Fool's day, they turned on the TV and watched JERRY SPRINGER
In another one (ep#206) the whole zooped up "Jesus & Pals" show was quite similar with audience chanting and commercial for TOO HOT Video.
COPS
Ep#203 had a touch of COPS parody which revealed a mental map of South Park too.
Tom's Rhinoplasty (the location for Cartman's prostitution sting) is on the "West Side", while the elementary school is "Downtown". And Kenny lives just down Avenue de los Mexicanos, on the "Lower East Side".
:- across the tracks )~
A-TEAM
This is the first time a TV show was actually a 'real' part of South Park when they showed up to snag Mr-floating-head-Mackey during "Ike's Wee Wee" (ep#204)
When they finally put out an episode dealing with, "Who's Cartman's Dad",
AMERICA'S MOST WANTED with Sid Greenfield, was seen looking for the killer.
The Planetarium's first victim Van Gelder, before Mr. Mackey does the mind melt, yells out:
Why AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS? Why?
UNTRASHED



Richard Belzer - Loogie
Dian Bachar - Chris
Cheech Marin - Carlos
Tommy Chong - Jesus
Jennifer Aniston - Ms. Stevens
Marilyn Manson - self
Henry Winkler - scary monster
Jonathan Katz - himself
Brent Musberger - scuzzlebutt flashback leg
Robert Smith - himself = Hero
Jay Leno - kitty & ( himself in skit )
Michael Buffer - himself = Fight Announcer
"Chick from Species" (Natasha Henstridge) - Ms. Ellen
George Clooney - Sparky
Isaac Hayes - Chef
[ over at S.P.Studios they have MYSTERY GUEST for Kitty and Ms. Ellen ]
MENTIONED
Rod Stewart / Antonio Banderas / Jesse Jackson /
Cher / Jaqueline Smith / Chubby Checker / Will Smith / Jerry Lewis / Merv Griffin /
John Travolta / Sandra Dee / Steve Austin / Ace of Base / Morgan Freeman / Toto / Chet Everet /
Luke Perry / Alanis Morissette / Captain and Tenille / Charro / Daisy Fuentes / Ricardo Montalban /
Elvis Presley / Charlton Heston / Kenny Loggins / James Taylor / David Duchovny / Demi Moore /
Harrison Ford / Keanu Reeves / Janis Joplin / The Beatles / Loverboy / Leonard Maltin /
Sidney Poitier / Matt Damon / Larry King / Montel / Steven Spielberg / John Lennon / Paul McCartney /
Meredith Baxter-Birney / Fiona Apple / Richard Greco / Yasmine Bleeth / Venessa Williams / Toni Braxton /
Erin Gray / Pam Anderson / Victoria Principal / Venessa Redgraves / Ulysses S. Grant / Charles Dickens /
Englebert Humperdink / Elton John / Christopher Columbus / Fredrick Douglass / Napoleon /
TV SHOWS
Charlie's Angels \ Friends \ Facts Of Life \ Murphy Brown \ MTV \ McGyver \ Dawson's Creek \
Brady Bunch \ Quincy \ Medical Center \ Knightrider \ 21 Jumpstreet \ She's the Sheriff \
Full House \ Simon & Simon \ Sanford & Son \ Step by Step \
MOVIES
Fargo \ Braveheart \
BOOKS
The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe \
UNMENTIONED
Britney Spears / Carmen Electra / Courtney Love ...and was forced to live off her own feces for several
days! / Tony Danza / Bill Clinton / Eugene "Buzz" Aldrin / Charles Manson / George Washington / William Shatner
/ Robert Urich / Abe Vagoda / Macauley Culken / Moa Tse Tung / Mike Nesmith / Mickey Dolenz
/ Pauly Shore / Tom Wopat / Oprah Winfrey / David Duchovny / Allatolah Khomeni / Jackie Collins /
Hillary Clinton in several different eps /
TREY & MATT STUFF
About celebs that are picked on :
"We knew we didn't want to do what 'The Simpsons' does, which was like, 'Oh, look who did a
voice this week.' And there they are being them, and being glorified. You know say here's
the celebrity, but let us do their voices so we can kill them and rip on them and everything.
That's definitely the fun part. And now that the show's working, we're like, 'All right, now
who do we really really hate, that we can really bury?'"
About celebs that want to contribute :
"Well, once Clooney did it . . . now we just heard from Tom Cruise's agent, who wants to do
a voice. And Jerry Seinfeld wanted to do a voice and we told his agent we said, 'That's cool,
we want Jerry to be a cat, and its this cat that's really sick.' And the manager didn't get
it, he was like, 'Well, this is Jerry Seinfeld, he should have something really substantial.'
(And we said), 'No, that's it dude, that's what we do. George Clooney was a gay dog, and Jay
Leno's gonna be a little bird.' If we really do get a celebrity's voice, it's going to be
totally minimal, because that's the joke.
About getting Jerry Seinfeld :
"No, because we don't want, "Oh look here's this character by Jerry Seinfeld, here's the 'Seinfeld'
in 'South Park.'" We don't want to do that, so now we just kind of rip on him."
About being a celeb :
"Yesterday was a monumental day, we were walking down the street in Westwood where our offices
are, and this totally, totally hot chick walks by. The chick walks by and we're all checking
her out. And she looks up and goes, 'I like you guys` work.' And Matt just says, 'Damn right!'
And she keeps walking, but it was so ... this is the first time we'd ever been like recognized
outside of, you know, our group."
About the April Fools episode : [Entertainment Weekly]
"It was so funny how pissed off people got," says Trey. "We didn't think they'd care."
"If you really get that pissed off because you don't know who a little construction
paper kid's father is, then there's really something wrong with you," chides Stone.
:- I thought it would have been cool if they said who the father was, on the TV when T.&P. were watching or a Visitor, it makes sense. )~
[from Dennis Miller Live - 6/5/98]
Their favorite episode is Terrance & Phillip. The whole idea of Cliffhanger, 4 weeks later, falls on April Fool's
Day, was appealing to them. They thought the fans would love it. "...rebelling against our own show." says Trey.
But some Fans got mad. After they put out an episode as to who the father was, then Fans accepted T & P episode.
UN-bleeped on HBO
| Matt says "fuck" 3 times |
Trey says "fuck" 3 times |
Trey says "f-word" instead of "fuck" 1 time |
[from Dennis Miller Live - 6/5/98]
Celebrities M&T Photographed Farting On
| Richard Dreyfuss |
Danny Devito |
Dennis Miller |
from E! Online
"Has anyone ever shown you South Park tattoos?"

"No, but they have South Park bongs.
I've signed a couple of them.
That's pretty sweet!" |

( and Mr. Mackey says... [clik pic] )
~ Drugs Are Bad - MMMKay? Patch
also from E! Online

"And I bought a Steinway grand piano.
I've wanted one since I was, like, 14."
"So, you play?"
... Yeah, like I bought a $100,000 piano for decoration. |
from C.C.'s Booster Club 9-19-98 A
Question: What was the best response and worst response from actual celebrities
regarding how they were portrayed in South Park?
Answer: There was an article in People Magazine about Barbara Streisand having
negative comments about South Park. But all the other celebrities who have
participated in or have been on South Park just love it! I was at a bar in
here in LA with one of my friends, and ran into Chris Hartwick (former host
of MTV's Singled Out). Chris said, I'm sitting over there with Bob Sagget
would you like to meet him?" I said, "You've got to be kidding me! What did
Bob think of episode 113?" And Chris replied, "Oh, he loved it and thought
it was very funny!" So even though we made fun of Bob, it was done in a
playful manner. And South Park is just comedy, and it's good when people
can laugh with us, instead of getting upset like Ms. Streisand did.
Did you read the interview in MAXIN MAGAZINE?
What kind of groupies do cartoon guys attract?
Matt: "Pimply 14-year-old boys."
Trey: "Some totally hot girl will come up and say, 'Oh, my God, my boyfriend just loves your show. Can I get your autograph for him?'"
Where's your favorite place to meet girls?
Trey: "Strip clubs. There's no bullshit there, because it all comes down to 'You're hot - I got money'."
What's the worst idea for a movie you've been asked to do?
Matt: "Baseketball. That's why we did it."
Trey: "I thought, This is the dumbest movie I have ever fucking seen. We have to do this."
Matt: "That's what lures us to projects - that it's fucking stupid. Who wants to be part of a good idea?"
[ Interview by James Ryan - © Maxin Magazine ]
from MegaStar-UK regarding Timmy
And they admit that they don't care if they upset South Park viewers, either.
Stone said: "We don't worry about being offensive. We do feel that the stories have had positive messages,
but we just don't care who gets upset. If you don't want to watch it, go away."
My News:
Once, in L.A., CA. I spotted Stevie Wonder, twice, but I didn't fart on or near him.
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